A few years back, in the good year of ’04, I would periodically go to Denny’s with a few friends. We would hang out, and have a quick bite to eat. We just graduated High School, so it’s not like we can see each other in the next following day of class.
If you’re a friend of mine, then you would have to have a great sense of humor, and be quick when it comes to jokes. This is what me and my friends do: We make jokes. Like I said earlier, we can’t meet together in High School anymore because we just graduated. So now we have to rely on meeting up on our own. Because of this our hilarious encounters with each other won’t necessarily happen as often.
Though, here at Denny’s, we were together. We were laughing. We were making jokes. We were having a good time. We were, yes, eating. So, it’s me, Taint, and my good friend Mark. Yes, we’re eating, and my friend Taint stares down at the table, and the most memorable conversation starts.
Taint says, “I’ve done so much bad shit in my life, I wouldn’t be surprised if my kids turned out to be hermaphrodites.”
Quick as a whip, Mark responds, “Like a dick for a nose?”
We laugh, ’cause we can pretty much expect that. Taint has done some funny stuff — but I’ll save that for another story. Though, a thought comes to my mind, and I would need to say it.
I quickly responded with, “You mean like a vagina for a mouth?”
We all laugh again, and another thought came across that I just HAVE to say,
“She’s the only girl that you can have sex with and receive a blowjob from at the SAME TIME.”
“Hey, that’s my daughter you’re talking about there!”
And just as quickly Mark responds with, “Yesterday, it was your ‘son’.”
Thank you