Tree Falling

So there I am again, walking down Main Street like I do every Saturday night, picking up college girls. I stop out side my boys house to pick him up, in order to make the possy stronger. The stronger and hotter the possy, the better chance you have at picking up the lady friends! Some would say “You need a hot possy to pick up hot pussy!” Am I wrong?

Well… At this point I actually see a tree fall over on to a fucking car. The tree just fell right on the car! I can still hear the tree slowly drop! ( shit must have took minutes ) and BOOM! Hit the damn car! All these people start standing around with me, looking, as though we saw something unbelievable. No one fucking axed that shit down, no one blew up the tree, or hit it with a car. Shit just FELL!! I mean how often do you see a tree fall in your life, let alone see one fall with out any forces pushing it over.

Approximately ten minutes later, we all are waiting for the fire company to see how they are going to pull this huge ass tree off the car. That’s when the girl walks out of her house and says:

“That’s my car!”

I was like WTF, she didn’t look at the car to see if it was ok or anything, she just went back inside. Hell, one would think she would have asked us if we saw what happened, but NOOO! So from this point, me and my possy went out, found some beauty queens and that was that.

The fire company never came to remove the tree that night. I still wonder how bad the damages were to the car; Because, I was a wuss, and never checked out the damage myself.