The Secret

This is a novella written by She-Ra  the story will be placed on its own page on the website.  Every 2 to 3 days this story will have a new page uploaded, on top of that we are still taking other peoples stories as well, Thank You.  If you would like to check out the book The Secret Just click away

The Secret – Page 1

The Older model GMC “Jimmy” cruising to slow down Highway 1 was giving her some trouble.

“oh please, come on! I got 5 more miles to go now. Over the hill just around the bend”

The oldies song rang in her mind and she started singing it, just to make herself feel better. New car is first on the list after her first big commission check. The plan – was in motion. Leaving Philly was the best move this big girl made. Having made lots of mula selling condos to yuppies for 20 years – allowed Madonna aka Fat girl Ditoro to stake away some cash, so that when she decided it was time to split – she would have some start – up cash for her own business. She was so sick of the Big City, and even more sick of her yuppie clientele. She also was sick of being sick and tired, and Fat. This girl was having a hard time living in the fast lane of Philly. Time to take it slower, in slower Delaware. The formidable nick name given to “Lower Delaware.” The name of the town even sounded slower, “Magnolia” Delaware. Oh yes, things were going to be better there. Not far from the fast growing beach resort town, her dreams of a home on the Bay were seeming more like a self fulfilled prophecy. But wasn’t that always the way? If you want it – you have to go and get it yourself. No Prima-DonnaMadonna Ditoro never had any white – horse knight sweeping her off her feet. 

NOTICE

I just want everyone to know, that the reason why there have been less posts lately is because of Finals. I do attend College, and my Finals are almost finished. Come Sunday you will be reading all new great exquisite shit

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Rules of V-Day

Ok, this is mainly for idiots. So, if you arent an idiot read no further.

1st.  If a Chick is single, Friend or barely know her, she wants to do something on Vday.  Vday is the one day of the year, where a woman doesnt want to be alone.  So what does this mean?

        It means that, if you are having trouble scoring a date with a chick you really like, Make sure you invite her out for vday.  IF she is single, and hasnt already made plans it is a given date.  Period! If you fail, at taking this chick out on Vday and shes actually single. . .. Then you really need to re-evaluate your personality. Continue reading

Pick Up Chicks 103

Ok, so we have learned some basics, but what about Internet chicks? These are women i have feasted on in the past.  So this will be 5 things to talk about on your first phone call with an internet chick.. IF you cant get the girl on the phone, send me a message and i ll give you some hints.

First you always want to start the conversation piece with ” Hey, how are you doing?” Continue reading

Pick up Chicks 102

The other day we learned one of the greatest pick up lines of all time.  Today we will discuss what not to say:

1. “Your hot, wanna have my baby?”

Instead have your (boy) your (friend say)  “Yo, you think my boy cute?” .. she responds yes… “Then why don’t you let him have your baby!” Continue reading

Pick up Chicks 101

How to pick up chicks 101

Most men complicate the meeting/dating process.  I have never been able to do this myself, but I am lucky enough to know people that have.  Here is a perfect example:

Man walks up to woman after class and says, “Hey how are you doing?”  Not a bad start to the conversation, She replies and he then asks her “ So I was thinking I would like to get to know you better, possibly over dinner sometime.  Can I have your number?”  The woman gives him her number,  and they leave class.  The next day the man calls her, and it went straight to voice mail. Left his name and number, but he never heard back from her.

Why did this happen? Continue reading

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