Pick up Chicks 101

How to pick up chicks 101

Most men complicate the meeting/dating process.  I have never been able to do this myself, but I am lucky enough to know people that have.  Here is a perfect example:

Man walks up to woman after class and says, “Hey how are you doing?”  Not a bad start to the conversation, She replies and he then asks her “ So I was thinking I would like to get to know you better, possibly over dinner sometime.  Can I have your number?”  The woman gives him her number,  and they leave class.  The next day the man calls her, and it went straight to voice mail. Left his name and number, but he never heard back from her.

Why did this happen?

Simply, the man’s approach was off!  The confidence was good, but the move was whack.  The man needs to Finesse the woman, make her want to see him, give her a reason why he is interesting to be around before numbers are even exchanged.

First:

A man should have confidence to approach a woman, but treat her as a “Person, or friend.” Not as a hot piece of ass you wanna fuck that night.  Unless you’re real good , then you can pretty much say anything you want to a woman to fuck her…but I digress

1.  The best one liner that has always worked is:  “Hey, do I know you from somewhere? Yeah, you went to  _____ high school right?”

In reality, we have no idea what high school this woman went to, but chances are she knows someone that went there.  Or actually did go there. You’re taking a guess, and most likely you are wrong.  That’s what makes this line work.

The women generally sit back and think for a while, about where they might know who you are. You begin to ask silly questions to figure out where you might know each other. Then BOOM!  You’re in deep discussion, and the hard part is already over!

Now that you have learned the easiest way to open up a conversation with a woman, that you don’t know.  You need to grab her attention, and make her want to go out with you.  Or her and her friends go out with you.  This part isn’t so easy, and all women are different.

I recommend trying to figure out what the woman likes in the discussion to help get yourself a date; for instance,  if the woman is new to the country, ask her over to watch the 3 stooges.  All Americans watch the stooges.

Or:  If the woman likes baseball, tell her you have tickets and she and “HER FRIENDS” should go with you.  This way it takes the pressure off her, and she can be very comfortable on the first date.

But, and I mean BUT!

Sometimes it can be hard to read women.  For those women, me and a friend have devised a line that should and would always work!

“You should come to Midget-Ville with us!” (Or me depending on who you are with)

One thing is for certain, there is a Midget-Ville probably close to where you live, and no one even knows about it.  A lot of times they are retreats for kids, or crazy Christians.

The fact of the matter is, that everyone wants to see a midget! Plus, you can always tell the woman the story about the midgets chasing one of your friends with a bat out of their town!

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