Pick up Chicks 102

The other day we learned one of the greatest pick up lines of all time.  Today we will discuss what not to say:

1. “Your hot, wanna have my baby?”

Instead have your (boy) your (friend say)  “Yo, you think my boy cute?” .. she responds yes… “Then why don’t you let him have your baby!”

2.  “You don’t look nearly that old though.”

Try keeping words like (old) or high numbers out of the equation. Instead say, “Are you sure your not lying to me? I thought you were 22!”

3.  Wanna come over and watch some movies?

Never invite a woman home until at least 5 dates into the equation.  ( stalkers, crazies, etc ) Go-to their place, or rock it in the car.

4.  Never ask a girl to a movie, and then ask her what kind she would like to see.

Try this.  “Hey I am going to go see ________  what time should I pick you up?”

Notice we didn’t ask if she was coming, we simply implied she was coming. This puts the girl in a situation, where she really has   to give u an answer. At the same time your cutting out all of the bull shit.

5. “How many guys have you fucked anyways?”

Try to keep yourself from answering this question to. So best way to ask this question is by not asking it.  Some women have fucked a lot of guys, and that just gives them experience.   So don’t be one of those “pussy dudes” that wants a girl that’s practically a virgin.  HOWEVER, if you find the woman has fucked over 80 men, then there is reason to start worrying. ( especially if some of them were in Italy,  “TRUE STORY“! )

PS: I promise these things work.