The One Night Band Girl

It was another night with the band.  We were four single guys, and we played almost every night.  There were many unforgettable nights with these guys, but today’s story is one of my favorites. 

My ol’ Bass player Calvin wanted to go meet some ladies.  “Dude, I’m tired of jamming.  Lets go find some girls,” he said.

I replied, “Dude! What friggen girls are we going to meet on a Tuesday night, at 12AM?”

“Animal, you always find girls on the internet! Why don’t you go on the Internet and do what you do!” He said back to me.  (My band nicknamed me Animal.)

A lot of people can get a date with an Internet chick.  As a matter of fact, bet anyone could meet an Internet chick! But, to find a girl online, and meet up with her within 20 minutes… That’s not easy.

Then again, I am the “Animal” So, I did what I did best; Manipulate the innocent.  I remember going online into the AOL chat rooms. You remember, when AOL was actually popular.  They had these chat rooms divided up for cities, states, and everything.  The local chat was always full, and I knew I could find a woman there.  Her screen name was Resbeno, and she was 19.  That was our age, so everything was rocking.  She, like all Internet girls, talked like she was hot and cute. 

I told her there was four guys at my house, and she should join us at the local diner — After minutes of manipulation, and some pictures of my hot body,  she gladly accepted the invitation with one catch:  (I had to pick her up from her house.)

And, we were off! 

I would tell you the seating arrangement, but lets just say four people in a car is plenty! Putting a fifth person in the car, isn’t going to be easy. It is already starting to sound like we are going to run a train on this girl!

Anyways…I get to her house, its dark as hell, and she’s already outside.  She gets in the front seat next to me, and the other three guys crowd to the back. We couldn’t yet tell if she was cute or not, due to the darkness, and shining light on her would have been rude.  As I was turning around in this dark neighborhood, I remember hearing Calvin say.

 
“Animal, go to the end of the street so we can all rape her!”

For a moment I let the words simmer into her head, and began to make it look as though I was driving to the end of the road.  At that time, she didn’t scream, she just kind of stopped talking, and finally I had to open up.  “Dude, don’t scare her…”.  That’s when Calvin decided to make his point.  “YOU DON’T EVER GET INTO A CAR WITH FOUR MEN INSIDE OF IT, THAT YOU DON’T KNOW!” (Earlier, Calvin wanted to meet some ladies off the Internet, I find this contradictory unless it’s better explained, like a joke)

He made a huge point, and I think she understood it.  We finally got on our way, and made it to the diner. I remember Calvin being so into her! He couldn’t have really liked her, because she wasn’t exactly pretty. She was actually more un-pretty, or UGLY then anything else. She had 1880′s English women teeth, and her hair looked like a rag from a mop.  The Face didnt seem like it matched with the body either, almost as if God screwed up when he attached the head. Well, Calvin didn’t seem to care about the looks, he just needed to get laid.

 Calvin never did get laid that night, but then again neither did Resbeno. It turns out, that meeting a hot chick of the Internet isn’t the easiest thing to do!! 
 
Next time, I will come through for my team! I will land them the hottest girl they have seen in a LONG Time!

Moral of this story “Don’t meet some dude, or DUDES off the internet without getting to know them well first. (Requirements:  Phone conversation, Video, Pictures, and a open meeting ground.)