Pick Up Chicks 201
Today we begin to dig deeper into the woman brain. Â I assume that you have read all of the pointers given before and you are now ready to take some major steps. First we will discuss 5 things to do before meeting an Internet chick, and then we will discuss 5 general things about women. – which should be really interesting.
1. Â Always demand a pictures. Never just ask for one picture and be happy with it, or get persuaded with no pictures. It is April 2009, everyone has a picture available to them, dont let your self get caught up in a MCizzle situation. Â ( to fully understand that situation refer back to “The Monument of PA” first post of my morning story.com )
2. Â Always talk to them on the phone before meeting them. Â A person can be way different on the phone then on the internet, plus you want to know if she is deaf or not. Â “True Story” however, nothing is wrong with dating a deaf chick, but its nice to be prepared before you go in for battle.
3. I begin with Always, because the second you dont Always do something is the second bad things happen. Â Always and I mean Always, keep the conversation short. Â Do not try to get to know the Girl/Man too well on the phone, you dont want to fall in love with someones voice and not who they are. These situations are Dangerous, and rarely work out.
4. Â If a chick tells you she is “of age” but she doesnt have a car to get to a destination, I do notÂ recommendÂ picking her up from home. I also do not recommend making out with them until you see an I.D. These rules are in place for a reason ( women lie about their age, and can get you in trouble )
Keep in mind, you shouldnt need an I.D. if your meeting up with a woman at a bar, or if she has a car to meeet you, most likely she is at least 17. Â Women can be crazy, and just keep yourself aware.
5. Â Never Ever EVER FUCK a chick from the “internet” or rather anywhere on the first date. Â Internet chicks are internet chicks for a reason, and “You” really don’t know who they are. Â Take things slow, and try to get to know them and their friends a bit. Â This will hopefully tell you howÂ promiscuousÂ she might be. Â You don’t want to end up Fucking some broad that had sex with 90 guys. Especially with you not having a condom on, i tell you – this will give you bad dreams.