Years and years ago, I was once in a band. Our name “Dead Unself.” No, not really, but that’s what I’m calling us for today’s story. We always jammed well into the evening working our hunger up. This usually caused us to head out to the Diner, and grab a bite to eat. The Diner had much better food then I could make at home, and there was always the off chance of meeting some lone chick at 12am.
Of course, it’s much easier hitting on the waitress then actually going over to another woman’s table and saying hello. So we usually hoped for the hottest waitress to stop by our table. That’s always when the interesting things began to happen: COCK BLOCKING! We would never admit it, and probably didn’t even realize we were doing it at the time, but all of us wanted the same chick and were all hard core out to win her over.
This is where the story begins… Continue reading
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