“Stop feeling sorry for yourself,†she said to herself repeatedly. “That’s It!†She thought. “I am buying a scale and going on a diet today.†She drove to the nearby hardware store “Al’s Hardware†simple enough. She needed other items as well and Maddie liked hardware stress. All the gadgets and everything around.
Well, this was different. All of Al’s Hardware was it appeared to Maddie to be a little Wacko. “Hi, could you tell me where I could find a bathroom scale?†She inferred quietly.Â
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“What? A Scale!? For what would you need a scale miss? Your bathroom?â€Â Said the Clerk
“Yes, Sir†She replied embarrassed. “You really wanna know how much you weigh, huh? Well none of my business , over at Aisle 3 you’ll find a few.â€
Thank-god there was no one there she thought to herself knowing the customers would be giggling over his remarks. What in the hell was wrong with that man, she thought. She bought the scale and high tailed it out of there. “Come back soon, now!†Al shouted. She shocked Al and herself when she firmly replied, “Not if I can help it.†All in all it was a good day, she found a small general store and bought some groceries and such.Â

