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5 Ways to Notice Cock Blocking

You might be asking, What the hell is Cock-Blocking?  To explain this simply, Cock-Blocking is when another Man and or Woman Blocks your Cock from getting to the Pussy you want.  Cock-Blocking happens on all levels.

Some reasons to Cock-Block:
1. A friend might Cock-Block so you stay single and continue to hang out with them.  Friends don’t wanna lose friends to women. It sounds pathetic and juvenile but it happens all the time.. Don’t let this happen to you!

2.  A friend might simply want to fuck you, and will do anything to keep the person away from you, so you remain single.

3. And the most COMMON reason Cock-Blocking occurs is when ‘the friend’ simply wants the same chick you dug on first.

Now that we understand why Cock-Blocking occurs we can now discuss the 5 top ways to notice it happening before your very eyes.

1. Say you are talking to a woman, having a decent conversation and your friend walks up to you and says: “Hey, can you take this to the car for me? or “Here’s some food, wanna try?” Totally interrupting your conversation with that person. This my friends is a Cock-Block Move!

2. Now, you just met someone and your getting to know them. For some stupid reason you make the mistake of bringing her around your friends:  If you begin to notice your friends asking her for her phone number, this is a Cock-Block Move. They might also ask her: Do you need a massage?  Offer her a helping hand, call her hot, say bless you when she sneezes. All of these things are Cock-Blocking!  Watch Seinfield.  Notice George Cock-Blocked when he said “Bless you.” to the woman, in the one episode (if you go back that far).

3. You bring your girlfriend around your friends for the first time and they say: You know he is just using you for sex right? Your this weeks prize, and your next weeks trash!  <- That person obviously wants you to remain single -> COCK BLOCKER!  Your friends might do this because they like searching for girls with you. Obviously, you won’t be doing that if you already have a girl.

4. You just get done making out with some chick and: You get yelled at by her friend for seducing her!  She is angry that you took advantage of her friend.  This is yet again a COCK BLOCK MOVE!  She might not even realize it, but she totally embarrassed you both enough to stop talking to each other. PART B: When you begin telling a woman (possibly a friend) about another woman.  Maybe this woman saw you flirting with a friend of hers..  . Now this said woman starts to cry..  What are you to do? She is totally cock blocking you!  This leaves you with two choices: 1. You stop hitting on the girl you like for the ‘Friend’ and lose out your chances or 2. You continue to hit on the woman and now she thinks you are ‘Insensitive’  COCK BLOCK MOVE

5. You meet a woman, and are very interested.  You decide to take things slow. (Introduce her to friends, get to know her, meet the family) Get to know the real her before you dig deep into a relationship: Next thing you know, your boy goes out and is trying to fuck her behind your back.  This is a clear COCK-Blocking Move! Yes you weren’t actually in a relationship with her, but you were planning on it. And no one wants sloppy seconds. This move was done to keep you from being with her, not because he actually wants to be with her.

Why is there an interesting story behind each one of these Cock-Blocking stories?

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  • riverfr0zen

    I like the part where the guy just walks up with an actual cock (a chicken) and puts it there.

    “Block this shit,” he says, to the woman opponent.

    ” I bet Patricia McPherson does not think she looks like a horse.”

    “Wtf, the character fixes you up!” said a voice.

    “I know, I know. It’s not my fault. One of my relatives said that.”

    “I’m getting tired of you relatives,” said KITT.

    “I know, I know,” said Michael. He proceeded to eat a hamburger on Tuesday.

    “Fuck your mother,” said KITT.

    “What?” said Michael.

  • My Morning Story

    I totally forgot many other COCK BLoCK women moves. One would be:

    When your about to CUM and the woman your rocking says : What about James?

    Or

    When your hanging out with your girl, and your boy offers your woman a back massage!

    Or

    When your laying in bed, and your dog jumps on the bed right before you start rocking it!

    SOO O MANY STORIES :) CAN COME FROM THE COCK BLOCK

    >>>>>>>
    Refer to The Cum Muffin to hear how Kdog Kevin was cock blocked

  • 80sBabi

    Lmao! This is very useful information XD

  • My Morning Story

    I realize this story after its last upated, sorta got messed up a bit. I will have to go in and make some small edits to make the story read better in future time.

  • gpawlows

    This is good information but it does bring up some issues. First, what do you call it when it’s one girl blocking another against a guy? Obviously it can’t be called cock blocking. Perhaps we could refer to it as cunt blocking. Second, regardless of what gender is doing the blocking, I think you should offer some helpful suggests on how to counter-block the move being performed by your so-called friend. It could really be looked upon as being like karate. For every move one person makes, there is a counter move the opponent can make. And third, with “friends” that behave the way they are described in this article, who needs enemies. I think I would be preoccupied over trying to pull out all the knives that were stuck in my back while cock or cunt – blocking. It’s time to seek new friends.

    • Rooster

      Pussy Plugging is the term you’re looking for. And I agree, we need an informative guide to counter-cock blocking and counter-pussy plugging.

  • Raven

    …..Gpawlows, good point, More like “dance of the desperate”~! And time to seek new friends : )=

  • JAYRAY

    One can always overcome a cockblock, and even turn it into an advantage. For instance: my little friend with no self esteem is a notorious cockblocker. He’s an attention seeker; it validates his worth or something. I was talking with two attractive females at a posh club one evening, having some drinks. He was on my right and they were on my left. I slid over to order another drink and he moved in and kept his back to me while he talked to them. I caught one of the girl’s eye (the hotter of the two) and made a face indicating my friend was a bore. I then motioned for her to move over by me, which she did. We started talking about how wine glasses are shaped specific ways to direct the wine to certain parts of the tongue. I took her home and she used all the parts of her tongue in many ways I found pleasurable.

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