A New Beginning

I woke up into the mess I call a bathroom, with shit all over the walls.  Shit all over the tub.  I couldn’t stand the smell nor could I stand seeing my body covered in this filth.   It by far was one of the worst moments of my small dreadful life.  I guess thats what I get for not living in a home like the rest of my family.

I chose the outdoor living on purpose, I wanted to be free to do what ever I wanted. I wanted to live with out any one ever criticizing my choices.  Because of this, my life has contained many obstacles so far, but this is by far the worst.  How am I going to clean my restroom or my house even?  I didn’t mention it but shit literally enveloped my whole home!  Continue reading →

Why Am I Still Even Awake?

New Super Mario Bros Wii

I remember you, or at the very least
parts of you. I remember your vagina.
Yes, crass, or careless. My problem is
I’m not as careful aa you always are,

So careful vagina final destination.

WTH? Why am *I* being put in this position?
Why are beings put into positions?
Will I be disposed of such?
So fast.

All the DJs say ‘Damn’ but kiss me now.

2012

The most bad ass heavy hard core, mothing fucking movie of the Week!  This movie surprised me with its love affair, but drenched me in absolute destruction.  I recommend this movie for those of you movie lovers, simply for the four minute Avatar Trailer.  If you are interested in seeing Avatar with us, DECEMBER 18th Philadelphia PA baby!

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Ideas Man

I am what they call in the business.

That’s it, there is nothing else.
Using things inappropriately is my forte (with an accent).
For example, one time I used a text-editor programme
to woo sexual favor, internationally. Continue reading →

The Caveman and the State of the Art Fishing Rod

He was very good with his spear, which he had fashioned carefully from a fallen tree — a groaning fall he had heard personally one gloomy night long ago, when there had been flashing lights and a terrible battle atop the clouds. It had groaned very heavily, the tree, as they listened, huddled in their cave, and had then loudly thumped upon the dampening earth. And it had been he who first walked bravely out, after all the defeated cloud warriors stopped pissing over the land, and searched through the leaves and twigs for it. Continue reading →

Writing as a Writer

The best thing was when she swallowed my cum,
simultaneously saying that I am a “Writer’s writer’.
Meaning that I produce work that other writers
take their time to look at.

Tomorrow morning I will probably h8 myself,
but today I am free. I am allowed. I am Alladan.
I’m your genie, and you are allowed to wish for more Wish.

Don’t ask about the Wish :)