A Cadet Rolling Down a Hill Because the Sex Wasn’t Free Anymore

Now, maybe he can finally get some peace and quiet around here. For some reason this past week had been the most hellacious. Well with his mom calling every 5 minutes, and his superiors on his back, this cadet just wasn’t getting any rest. Not to mention, having 2 girlfriends wasn’t exactly helping his situation any, it was a full time job in fact. So? He decided to take a day off, but little did this cadet know, that the one day he decided to catch up on some much needed rest, would ultimately lead to his demise. He thought he had it all planned ou you see, tell girlfriend #1 that he was all tied up catching up on homework, working through lunch in fact. And that was that. Then he told girlfriend #2 that he was out sick with a bad cough. That the nurse at the infirmary diagnosed him as having by far the worst case of the black lung that she had ever seen. Simple enough right? Wrong. Because at that very moment in time, both girls were on their way to the barracks where an unsuspecting cadet was sleeping like a baby. Girl #1 thought she would surprise her boyfriend with lunch since he was working much too hard to stop and eat; while girl #2 was bringing soup and hot tea to help him get over his black lung. So one could imagine his surprise when both showed up at the same time, unexpectedly looking for the same well rested cadet. Needless to say, two angry girls sent one well rested cadet rolling down a hill because the sex just wasn’t free anymore.