While sleeping in the lions den, I awoke dramatically to discover my hair was on fire! As I’m freaking out trying to grab the fire extinguisher that queer politician from Jersey pops out of nowhere! “I can help you,” he said rather sweetly. But “aaaahhhhhhhhhh!” was all I could manage to say because I was looking at a flying saucer right behind him! A beam of light falls upon the queer politician and within seconds he is floating up toward what seems to be like an alien spaceship. I blink my eyes hard and when I open them, I’m floating up towards the space ship. I arrive and land hard on the steel floor as the light disappears. I am sitting in alien goo next to the queer politician and listening to him rant and rage about how hes tired of getting abducted by aliens and that this time was all my fault because I attracted the aliens with my ‘fire ball’. “Well great!” I’m thinking sarcastically. Now I’m stuck on this UFO with this IDIOT politician and aliens! If I ever get out of here I’m submitting this situation on fml.com.
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This one went on a rant about too many things to be this short. (NJ Politician?) (UFO’s) ) (Hair on Fire)
You introduced so many things, and tried to execute them to quickly. This could have been an amazing story, if you actually sat down to right it.
I love the idea of politicians constantly being ANAL PROBED! You have to sit down, and re-write this