ok, let’s see … what can i do while getting drunk, besides being a dick on the internet?
No fuzzy answers — not even a dialtone would speak to you.
I ran immediately, olympically, to you
Fédération Internationale de Football Association’ly.
I said: “Here, this is how you hold it.
Hold it properly, baby. That is the goal.”
Then though you got into your car talking to your bf, at least I had entire deserts to stroll.
For clarification, this was written late 6/2010, about the time the “iphones can’t be held” fear was spreading around.