Wow you really are intellegent…

Yeah, I never really thought of it that way. I guess dolphins should live on land. But, then how would they breathe? Oh, I never knew oxygen masks were so affordable. I’d like to see dolphins walking around town with oxygen masks on their faces…Yeah, that’d be nice, although they can’t walk, they don’t have legs. Yes, I was just going to say that, their fins could operate a segway.
They’d also make great farmers. They can read the Ph levels of the soil with their blowholes. Oh, right, factory workers would suit them better, my faux pas. Yes, their drive to do dull work is insatiable. And divorce counselors? Really? Yeah, I hear they hate infidelity.
Well, I really need to leave, I’m heading down to center town. Oh, you are, too? ok, guess we could walk together…Or you could walk slightly ahead of me.
Where, were we? Oh yeah, divorce counselors. Did you know Larry King’s been divorced six times? I suppose it’s not a fair assessment of his ability to maintain a loving relationship – the first three marriages occurred before WWI and now the women are dead. No, I didn’t know Zsa Zsa Gabor was divorced more times. I have no idea who Zsa Zsa Gabor is, but I trust you know who that is. I’m sure you didn’t just invent a name out of thin air to one up me. Yeah, she is the Dutchess of Windsor, I think I saw that on ET one time. Entertainment Tonight; it’s that show hosted by the guy with the gigantic head, and the woman with arm implants. It comes on weekdays before Jeopardy. Ok, that’s when you watch Wheel? I wouldn’t have pegged you as a Wheel watcher. Well, I always thought Jeopardy was the show that measured intelligence, what with the questions and all. I didn’t know Vana White was a Rhodes Scholar. And Pat Sajak, too? No he did not go to Columbia. Ok, if you insist. Well, with your IQ you must get the puzzles every time. Yea, Before And After puzzles are confusing….Ok, well it’s been informative. Here is my stop. Yeah, I came all the way downtown to go to the bathroom in a portapotty. There’s never a line. No you don’t have to wait. I really have to poop and it’s probably going to take a while. I ate Mcdonalds this morning…and beer.

(One hour later after sitting in a hot portapotty, staring at the floor.) I feel better. Well a smart informed guy like you, I’d think you’d be real busy, but here you are waiting in front of a portapotty. Wow, they give you days off? Wow that’s really nice of the missile silo. But aren’t you working on a world altering mystery novel? I see, real life experience gives you inspiration. You sure you’re not just following me around because you’re painfully lonely and sad? Ok.

Please don’t step on my shoes, they’re made of leather, and I paid for them with money. Well, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were doing some social commentary on the treatment of animals in America, but it does make it harder to walk. Wow, I didn’t even realize we’ve wandered into an aquarium. The fish are very nice to look at. No, I don’t think they see us as the real animals in captivity. I don’t think they think at all. Not the little ones at least. Sharks probably think about food a lot – whales, too. Whales are fat as Carl Winslow. As usual you are right. Sharks have an unfair reputation on being flesh eating carnivores. All those teeth are for what? It’s what Tum’s are made of? Interesting; I could use a few of those, I feel sick to my stomach. Oh, you don’t have to grab some shark teeth. Woop, there you go being a hero again…Wow that’s a lot of blood!