There once was a boy who sat in a chair
The chair was on fire but he didn’t care
He was no angel nor a beast,
But a boy named timmy who wanted a feast.
Waiting for dinner, he held in his screams.
Once the food been delivered, it was only icecream.
When it melted, timmy screamed.
All of the Chefs and even a maid.
Collapsed on the floor and into their grave.
Timmy then died, and went to hell.
Where the devil himself
threw timmy to the beasts!