Engulfed in Fire (Pigs at a Bar 3)

Ilmierel closed his eyes. Meditation was the easiest way to enter the Paramount. The Paramount was the quickest way to travel to other places throughout the universe for anyone who possessed that knowledge and understanding to access it. Ilmierel was one of those people. Often, he would just travel by spaceship, but to receive clearance to go to a planet that was not logged in the Database, formally known as Mother, was much too time consuming.

Before, Ilmierel did everything he could to hold back information from his favorite creations, because he was sure it would benefit them in the long run to live through the advancements in human technology and evolution on Earth, but now everything had changed. With the galaxy in a civil war and the affects drawing nearer to the small rock near a star (they called the Sun) he felt like he had no choice to go to them and warn them of the events soon to come.

In order to reach the High Plane, Ilmierel had to stop his heart and release his mind and body from its corporeal bonds. For a man like him, this was not difficult, just slightly more time consuming. It would be easier to step inside an Ascension-Pod, but those also required clearance. So, Ilmierel was left to release himself the old fashioned way. The way he originally learned how to do it.

Within 30 minutes, Ilmierel’s body shut down. His heart stopped, the synapses in his brain stopped going off, and his body went up in flames.

Ilmierel opened his eyes. Nothing was visible. All around him, he was surrounded by the purest most cleanest of whites. He thought about his most recent experience on Earth. How he had awoken his latest creation, Isma’il. He remembered Isma’il’s struggle to walk with the gravity of the world pulling him down. He also remembered Na’im entering the room and acting like he was in the presence of a god.

No sooner than that last thought came into his mind, he was staring a wooden door, the color of blood. Ilmierel knocked lightly on the blood red door. He heard the shuffling of a person’s feet. A few seconds later, the door opened. On the opposite side of the door stood a short bearded man no older than 24 years old. His hair was short and messy and he wore black leather boots, black pants, and a puffy scarlet shirt that matched the color of the door.

“You grew a beard,” Ilmierel said, smiling. “That is good, yes?”

The man in the scarlet shirt grabbed Ilmierel by the collar, pulled him into the house, slammed the door closed with one of his legs, and pushed him against the wall. The expression on the bearded man’s face was not pleasant. It was full of anger and hatred. Only once before had he seen Ilmierel and that was one of the most aggravating days of his life.

“How dare you show your face to me,” the bearded man said. “You left me on this miserable planet with an insane lunatic that practices a false religion. And you didn’t even care to tell me that I can live forever? That town you left me in, 50 years later chased me out for being a witch because I never aged! Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you where you stand.”

“Because you couldn’t if you tried,” Ilmierel said. “Besides, I am here to tell you everything. I trust that you will not harm the growth of this planet’s inhabitant’s minds. Even when I created you, you seemed to be a trustworthy man. I just couldn’t be sure. Now, I have no choice but to share my knowledge with you. Now, Isma’il, let go of me and show me to your parlor so we may talk.”

 Isma’il let go of Ilmierel. “What about Na’im?” he said, gesturing toward his parlor. “Should he not be apart of this conversation?”

“Na’im should not be allowed to see me. My guess is that he still believes me to be a god, which is absolutely ridiculous. I do not enjoy being around him. He makes me uncomfortable. No, I do think you should tell him what I tell you.”

The two men entered the parlor and took their seats facing each other. Isma’il took in Ilmierel’s newest look. The first thing he noticed was that he was no longer wearing armor, but wore a light tan robe that wrapped around him instead. His white hair had grown down to his shoulders and his face was much more stressed.

“So,” Isma’il said, “you never told me your name.”

“My name? My name is Ilmierel.”

“Is that a common name among your people?”

“No, but it is not like I am the only one.”

“What is it you came back here to tell me?”

“I came here to tell you about what is going on in this galaxy.”

“Galaxy? What’s that?”

“A galaxy is a group of suns that have many worlds, such as this one and other ones in it.”

“Okay, what is going on in this galaxy?”

“The galaxy has broken out into a civil war,” Ilmierel explained. “Many people believe that we should invest our resources into finding a way to bring people that are not like me to different galaxies. They believe that people like me are trying to control them and keep them from having free will and doing what they want. Truthfully, that is not what we believe. We do not actually think it is possible, yet, to travel to another galaxy by any easy means.”

“Why are you telling me this?”

“Sooner or later, your world will become apart of this war and your race will join our enemies. When that day comes, I will need you to let me know so I can come here and give you all a different perspective on what is going on and try to have you fight their wish to have you join them.”

“How would I contact you?”

“I am going to teach you how to be like me. I made you human, which means your brain is susceptible to change, easily. Soon, you will possess the abilities to do what I can do.”

“What can you do?” Isma’il said, trying to sound like he still understood what Ilmierel was talking about.

“Through the great knowledge I have obtained over the time I have lived,” Ilmierel said, “I have learned how to manipulate the matter around me to do as I wish, I have learned how to persuade people with that matter manipulation by striking different wave lengths into their ears to make them believe what I want them to believe and control lower class creatures. Of course, my people can only use this matter manipulation on a low scale, which is why we invented new sciences and technologies to help us perform greater amounts of manipulation.”

“Why do you not just use those sciences and technologies to convince your enemies to stop fighting and believe that what you say is the truth?”

“My kind prides themselves in not being gods, but protectors and creators for other types of life forms that cannot reach our potential. Letting them have free will is key to not playing god. Besides, we couldn’t if we wanted to. Our enemies have found a way to cut us off or shut down our newest inventions meant high scales of manipulation.”

“Great, when do we get started?” Isma’il said, now very interested. A loud booming sound came from the front door. Ilmierel gestured toward Isma’il to get down. Isma’il ignored him. Getting up, Isma’il got on his knees and reached under his couch. Pulling out, two swords, he tossed one to Ilmierel. Ilmierel caught it and silently ran to the right side of the parlor’s entry way. Isma’il silently ran to the left side.

Two soldiers in steel armor looked into the parlor. Ilmierel struck both men with a bolt of lightning
that traveled through the two of them. Both men fell to the ground, helplessly. Isma’il shoved his blade through the closest guard. Ilmierel did the same.

“What the hell was that?!” Isma’il whispered.

“Matter manipulation,” Ilmierel said. “I will teach you soon. Right now, we must focus on getting out of here.”

Ilmierel led the way back toward the front door. Another soldier came into view. Striking the man with lightning, Ilmierel ran up to him and shoved his blade through the man’s heart, gently laying him on the floor.

The continued to the front door where they found two more soldiers standing guard. Ilmierel handed Isma’il his sword. Clenching both hands into fists, he opened them quickly to reveal small balls of lightning. Cuffing his hands together, Ilmierel combined the two lightning balls causing a large bolt of lightning to shoot through the two soldiers, scorching everything it had passed.

Taking back his sword, they continued through the front door, out into the town. Outside, they were greeted by a militia. Many wore uniforms, some wore armor such as the men who had entered the house, and some looked like ordinary men. One man took a step forward. He held a torch in his left hand. The man wore clothes just as ordinary as a peasant, except for the sword on his left side that was tied across his chest with a leather strap and sheath.

“Pity,” the man with the torch said. “I was looking forward to burning your house down with you inside. I guess we don’t always get what we want.”

The man through the torch into a window on the second floor. Instantly, the house began to burn. Within minutes, the entire house was engulfed in flames, smoke filling the air. Ilmierel tried hard to think of what he could do to stop the militia from doing anymore damage without making a scene that would sooner get him killed for witchcraft.

“Ilmierel, do something!” Isma’il yelled.

“Quiet, I am thinking!”

“Well, think faster!”

Only one idea came to Ilmierel that could be viewed as a complete accident. He could force Isma’il’s house to fall over on top of all of them. The only problem
Ilmierel saw with that would be that Isma’il couldn’t protect himself. Ilmierel would have to jump on top of him and shield him from the fire and debris.

“Anything?!” Isma’il said.

“Maybe…” Ilmierel hesitated.

“Do it!”

Focusing on the make up of matter behind the house, Ilmierel jumped on Isma’il and brought them down to the ground. The matter pulled down with the movement of Ilmierel’s body. The house crashed down on all of the soldiers and Ilmierel. Ilmierel felt the heat of the flames on his back. Now focusing on the matter around him and Isma’il, he bent the air’s matter into an invisible shield against the fire.

“Explain to me why I just did what I had to do,” Ilmierel said.

“You want to talk about this now?” Isma’il said. “We are under a burning building on the verge of being crushed and you want to talk about why I am being attacked?”

“Unless you have something else to do until this fire goes out.”

“Good point. I suppose I have been in town too long.”

“What town is this?”

“London, England. This country is quite interesting. Right now, they are at war across a huge piece of water called the Atlantic Ocean.”

“What is the year here? This world goes by a different date system than the rest of the galaxy.”

“1775.”

“So, Na’im must be 1,765.”

“You know, Na’im has not changed a bit since you last saw him. He refuses to leave Istanbul in case you come back for him. He believes that because you set foot there twice, that you must appear there again.”

“He definitely got that wrong. Poor man, I wish he could just see the truth that I am not a god but an ordinary man from another world. I even told him that and he did not believe me.”

“Hey, Ilmierel,” Isma’il said, changing the topic. “Do you think you could make this fire go out faster?”

“Give me a moment.”

Ilmierel adjusted himself so he could move his hands. He made a fist with one and opened
this other. Concentrating on the fire, its movement and consumption of air, he slowly made a fist with the other hand. As Ilmierel closed his hand into a fist, the flames became smaller and smaller. By the time he had closed his hand into a fist, the flames with almost gone. Clenching both of his fists at the same time, all the fire and all the smoke disappeared.

Isma’il pushed Ilmierel off of him. The two of them laid in the debris of the fire for a couple of minutes. Ilmierel was very surprised at Isma’il’s way of accepting everything he said. He was impressed with his ability to just go with what was going on and not ask questions. He was the exact opposite of Na’im, which he liked very much.

“C’mon,” Ilmierel said, standing up. He pulled out a robe similar to the one he was wearing and offered it to Ilmierel. “You need to not be spotted. Wear this and put the hood up.”

Isma’il stood up and took the robe from Ilmierel. Unlike Ilmierel’s, the one the Isma’il had was brown. Putting it on, Ilmierel wrapped the right side across the front for Isma’il and buckled it on the side. Isma’il pulled the hood up and crossed his arms inside the huge sleeves.

“Lead the way, Isma’il,” Ilmierel said pulling his own hood up.

“Where are we going?”

“Take us somewhere that is far away from other people. That way, we will not be spotted during your training.”

“Why can’t we just turn into that white light like you did last time you left?”

“That white light was a piece of teleportation technology aboard a spaceship far above us in the sky.”

“I am going to pretend I know what teleportation is and is a spaceship a flying ship rather than a ship that goes across water?”

“Exactly.”

“Why can’t we just go there?”

“I did not take a spaceship here.”

“I know the perfect place for us to go, then.”

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Passing Time

Here’s a short bit of flash fiction
I wrote a few years back. Comments are welcome.

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Let It Break: Cherry On Top (Sample)

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As she turned around to grab some orange juice from the fridge, Ursula heard someone walk into the kitchen.  She turned around to see Cherry dropping the beaten love glove into her bowl of cereal.

“What the fuck?” Ursula yelled at her.  She stood on the black tiled floor with a smirk on her face.

“You tell me what the fuck!  Why was that shit in my room?”

“Cuz that’s where it belonged!  Don’t leave your shit in my room, I told you before not to have your little fuck parties in my room!”

“I didn’t think you would mind, besides, I thought Carlos threw that away.  Sorry he’s such a pig, I’ll tell him to clean up after himself next time.”

“There won’t be a next time MOM, not in my room anyway.  Fuck in your own room for crying out loud.”

“I told you about calling me mom, don’t say it again girl.  The only reason I fucked Carlos in your room was because my room was dirty, not exactly a way to get the mood set, ya know?  So I decided to fuck him in your room.  That was like three nights ago, surprised you just found that. “ She giggled.

Ursula calmed down and said “Well I’m not eating a bowl of cereal with that in it, so since you ruined my breakfast can you at least make me another bowl?”

Cherry pretended like she was thinking about it, tapping her long acrylic cheetah print nails on her golden bronzed chin, turning her honey brown eyes upward, tapping her foot.  After a few seconds of playing coy, she said sarcastically, “Sure, and why don’t I wash your ass and insert your tampon too?”  With that, she exited the kitchen, her oversized butt bouncing like a fat kid on a trampoline.

Ursula got riled up again; her mouth twisted and fists clenched, she marched behind Cherry, then grabbed her shoulder and turned her around so that she was facing her.  Cherry’s waist length hair struck Ursula in her eyes, which made her angrier.  Cherry stood there frowning, and then spit in Ursula’s face.  She couldn’t believe her mom had done that!  Ursula grabbed a huge hunk of Cherry’s hair with one hand, then punched her in the face with the other.  She fell to floor, but not before she tripped Ursula, causing her to land face first on the tile.  She felt a sharp sting in her nose, and screamed.  Cherry got up and started kicking Ursula in her ribs.  She hollered every time Cherry kicked her, and Ursula tried grabbing her legs to pull her down, but didn’t succeed due to the pain in her chest, neck, and head which throbbed like a sonuvabitch.  Cherry kept screaming at her to stay down on the floor where she belonged, to remember she was just a guest in this house and that Ursula would respect her, no matter what.

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Wow you really are intellegent…

Yeah, I never really thought of it that way. I guess dolphins should live on land. But, then how would they breathe? Oh, I never knew oxygen masks were so affordable. I’d like to see dolphins walking around town with oxygen masks on their faces…Yeah, that’d be nice, although they can’t walk, they don’t have legs. Yes, I was just going to say that, their fins could operate a segway.
They’d also make great farmers. They can read the Ph levels of the soil with their blowholes. Oh, right, factory workers would suit them better, my faux pas. Yes, their drive to do dull work is insatiable. And divorce counselors? Really? Yeah, I hear they hate infidelity.
Well, I really need to leave, I’m heading down to center town. Oh, you are, too? ok, guess we could walk together…Or you could walk slightly ahead of me.
Where, were we? Oh yeah, divorce counselors. Did you know Larry King’s been divorced six times? I suppose it’s not a fair assessment of his ability to maintain a loving relationship – the first three marriages occurred before WWI and now the women are dead. No, I didn’t know Zsa Zsa Gabor was divorced more times. I have no idea who Zsa Zsa Gabor is, but I trust you know who that is. I’m sure you didn’t just invent a name out of thin air to one up me. Yeah, she is the Dutchess of Windsor, I think I saw that on ET one time. Entertainment Tonight; it’s that show hosted by the guy with the gigantic head, and the woman with arm implants. It comes on weekdays before Jeopardy. Ok, that’s when you watch Wheel? I wouldn’t have pegged you as a Wheel watcher. Well, I always thought Jeopardy was the show that measured intelligence, what with the questions and all. I didn’t know Vana White was a Rhodes Scholar. And Pat Sajak, too? No he did not go to Columbia. Ok, if you insist. Well, with your IQ you must get the puzzles every time. Yea, Before And After puzzles are confusing….Ok, well it’s been informative. Here is my stop. Yeah, I came all the way downtown to go to the bathroom in a portapotty. There’s never a line. No you don’t have to wait. I really have to poop and it’s probably going to take a while. I ate Mcdonalds this morning…and beer.

(One hour later after sitting in a hot portapotty, staring at the floor.) I feel better. Well a smart informed guy like you, I’d think you’d be real busy, but here you are waiting in front of a portapotty. Wow, they give you days off? Wow that’s really nice of the missile silo. But aren’t you working on a world altering mystery novel? I see, real life experience gives you inspiration. You sure you’re not just following me around because you’re painfully lonely and sad? Ok.

Please don’t step on my shoes, they’re made of leather, and I paid for them with money. Well, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were doing some social commentary on the treatment of animals in America, but it does make it harder to walk. Wow, I didn’t even realize we’ve wandered into an aquarium. The fish are very nice to look at. No, I don’t think they see us as the real animals in captivity. I don’t think they think at all. Not the little ones at least. Sharks probably think about food a lot – whales, too. Whales are fat as Carl Winslow. As usual you are right. Sharks have an unfair reputation on being flesh eating carnivores. All those teeth are for what? It’s what Tum’s are made of? Interesting; I could use a few of those, I feel sick to my stomach. Oh, you don’t have to grab some shark teeth. Woop, there you go being a hero again…Wow that’s a lot of blood!

Let It Break: Penance (Sample)

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             Delilah Greco stepped into the confession box.  Her third trimester belly plunged through the curtain.  She took her time lowering herself onto the bench, sighing once she was completely seated.  Father Whelan inhaled the bouquet of freesia and vanilla, a scent she always carried with her.  He could never forget that perfume, and the pleasure it brought with it.  It was that same scent which had overpowered the purpose of his clerical collar years ago.

            “Father, I have sinned.  It has been ten months since I last confessed. I have fornicated, murdered, and lusted.  That is all.”

            Father Whelan began to sweat.  The tone of her voice and the sound of her sins were like barbed wire tearing through his heart.  After a brief moment of silence, he spoke, trying to steady his voice.

            “Delilah, why have you come here?”

            “Because I can’t stop thinking about you and the baby we lost…I’m scared.  I don’t know if I can take care of this baby by myself.”

            “You have your mother and sister, plus I will be sending you something every chance I get.  I thought you were moving to Nevada?  I gave you fare for the plane three months ago. Where have you been staying?”

            “My mom kicked me out when she noticed I was gaining weight, and she saw the bottle of prenatal pills under my pillow.  I did go to Nevada, but only for three weeks…I missed my friends and Hailey…she’s the only one that seems happy for me.  I’ve been staying with her.  She said once I graduate from high school she might be able to get me a job at the diner with her, but that’s not for another two years.  I don’t even know if I’m gonna graduate, I’m already behind in some of my classes.  Eamon, why won’t you leave this place?  Why won’t you be with me like you promised?”

            Father Whelan felt a growing lump in his throat and began to sob.  He couldn’t believe how he had ruined this young girl’s life.  He wasn’t sure if his first plan of sending her away to Mary’s Embrace, a home for pregnant teens, would solve her problems since he was only thinking about his.  Now she had returned, making matters complicated again.

            “Delilah, I have told you that my calling keeps me here, it keeps me here for the greater good.  I cannot be a father to that child, I cannot carry on this mistake…”

            “Mistake?  Mistake!  Are you calling our children a mistake?  Eamon!”

“Please lower your voice Delilah, no one must hear-“
“Hear what?  Hear what an asshole you are?  You don’t want them to hear how you’ve been after me since my first communion?  How you made me get an abortion before I started eighth grade?  I can’t keep doing this, it’s killing me Eamon, it’s killing me.”  She cried.  They both cried together.  She for her ignorance of being in love with a man of the cloth, and he for not using better judgment, for not extending his will power enough to refuse the beauty of her innocence.  Tears of regret poured down their damp cheeks.

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The Blessing of a God (Pigs at a Bar 2)

“Can you hear me?” said a voice of a rich, healthy, man. Isma’il was unable to see anything or do anything. He felt disembodied and disconnected from life. He couldn’t feel his arms, legs, heartbeat, or the air entering how body.

“Yes, I can hear you just fine.”

“Good. Now, before I let you venture off into the world, I would like to make sure of s few
things.”

“Such as…”

“Well, let’s start with an easy question. What is your name?”

“Isma’il.”

“Where were you born?”

“Constantinople.”

“What is the name of your parents?”

“I don’t know, I never had the luxury of knowing them. They died shortly after my birth.”

“Good, you are ready to take your place on this world.”

Slowly, Isma’il’s eyes started to open. First, all he saw was bright lights. Everything was a big, white, blur. After about two minutes of squinting until his eyes adjusted to his surroundings, Isma’il could finally see where he was. Lying on a wooden table, Isma’il could see a brick structure around him. Sitting up, he looked behind him.

A man wearing a strange metal armor stood before him. His eyes were unearthly. They seemed to be moving in different directions. Behind the man, Isma’il saw what he believed to be a
weapon. It was a staff, the same height as the man.

“Is that yours?” Isma’il asked.

“Not unless you would like it.” The man said.

“Are you offering, then?”

“Indeed,” He said, smiling.

Standing up, Isma’il felt a little dizzy. He took a step toward the staff. The moment he lifted his
leg, he fell over. Closing his eyes for impact, Isma’il felt a numbness engulf  his right cheek. Opening his eyes again, he pushed himself up with his arms.

“What’s wrong with me?” Isma’il asked

“You’re body is adjusting to the gravity of this planet,” the man said. “You were made aboard a spaceship with no gravity. This is the first time you have had to be challenged with needing to stand on a surface.”

“Now you are speaking a completely different language. None of that makes any sense.”

“No matter, forget what I said.”

“Already done.” Standing back up, Isma’il took a few more steps toward the staff, and then began to feel himself fall over. Quickly, he forced himself to run at the wall so he could hold himself up. Crashing into the wall, he buffered the impact with his hands.

“You are much more persistent than my last creation.”

“What are you talking about now, now?”

“Don’t worry about it, you will know one day. Probably in about 600 years or so.”

“There is no way I will survive that long,” Isma’il said, grabbing the staff and putting his weight on it to help him stand.

“Soon, you will be introduced to a man who goes by the name of Na’im. He will explain to you everything you need to know.

“Why can’t you explain to me what’s going on?” Isma’il said, starting to be a little aggravated with how he was being treated by the man who stood in front of him.
“Why can’t you just tell me what is going on?”

“If I did that, you might mess up the human’s intelligence.”

“Again, not making any sense.”

“Everything will be a little bit clearer soon, I promise.”

The door on the other side of the room flew open. In the doorway stood a man who seemed to be about 21 years old. His skin was tan; his hair was long and dark brown. Oddly, his eyes were a golden color rather than the typical brown.

“Isma’il, meet your guide to humanity,” the man in the unearthly armor said. “He goes by the name Na’im.”

“My lord,” Na’im said, bowing to the man in armor. “It has been 1,440 years since I last saw you. I had a vision about two weeks ago of you telling me to come here on this very day and here you are.”

“I am no lord of you, Na’im. I only possess more advanced technology than you. You understand what I am saying?”

“Of course, but you are only being modest.”

Isma’il stared blankly at Na’im. He thought it was funny that he bowed to such a difficult man as the one in armor. Everything that came out of his mouth was vague and misunderstanding. He did not deserve to be treated with such love and affection.

“Good luck,” the man in armor said. “If you are able to get Na’im to discuss something besides his blind faith in me, you may learn quite a bit about this world and some of its greatness. He truly does know a lot about this world. Much more than anyone else, at least.”

Looking back at the vague man, he saw him smile. Then, a bright light engulfed him. Within seconds, he had disappeared from the room leaving Isma’il more confused than he ever
thought possible. How could a man just disappear into a bright light?

“Do you see the great power he possesses?” Na’im said in awe.

”I saw a man disappear in front of me. I do not know why, nor am I going to make assumptions as to how he did it. So, yes, he I saw great power, do I believe it is magic, which you obviously do, no.”

”You were just in the presence of a god and you do not care?”

”That man was not a god. He was just someone who obviously knows more than us. Can we change the subject to something else now?”

“If that is what you wish.”

“Good. So, that man said that you would explain everything to me. What did he mean by that?”

“You will find out soon enough.”

“What is that suppose to mean?”

“Ask me how old I am.”

“How is your age relevant?”

“Trust me. Ask me how old I am.”

“Okay, how old are you,”

“1,440 years old.”

“Yeah right. No one can live that long.”

“I was blessed by our god. He gave me the gift to live forever, to see the world for what it is and how it changes.”

“He is not a god.”

“Then explain how he has so much power.”

Isma’il did not reply. He did not have an answer. The man was not very descriptive of what or who he was, so Isma’il had no hard evidence that the man was not a god. Plus, the man in armor did a very good job of selling himself as a god with his fancy light trick that made him vanish. Then, Isma’il remembered some of the last things that the armored man had said.

“More advanced technology,” he said, “Like a wheel or a shovel. He has things like that only
more complex. That is how he gets his power. Besides, he basically said to me that he wasn’t a god.”

“No, that is him just being modest.”

“I don’t think so. I am sure he is telling us the truth.”

“You are entitled to your opinion, but I am sure he has blessed us both with the same gift.”

“The gift to live forever? Sounds more like a curse to me. Having to watch the ones I have grown fond of grow old and die while I continue to look young and keep a clear mind about the future just to be able to experience it? What a terrible way to live.”

“Either way, he was bestowed us with this ability and we must use it to our advantage. It is our god’s will.”

“Once again,” Isma’il said, now very frustrated with Na’im, “he is not a god!”

“You do not know that. For all we know, he could be.”

“This is not worth my time discussing with you.”

Na’im grabbed Isma’il by the wrist and pulled him outside. Isma’il followed Na’im. Grabbing a bow and arrow, Na’im winked at Isma’il. Confused, Isma’il stayed silent and continued to follow Na’im’s lead. The two men left the town. Once they were out of eye shot of anyone, Na’im cocked an arrow on the bow.

“Stand back,” Na’im said. “This is going to hurt a little bit.”

Isma’il took ten steps backward. Before he could even blink, Na’im had released the arrow. It was headed straight for him. Isma’il tried to get out of its way, but failed. The arrow struck him right in the heart. Isma’il let out a scream. The pain was so much more intense than he thought possible. Falling over, he pulled the arrow out of his heart. Suddenly, all the pain went away.

Looking up, he saw Na’im standing over him, blocking the sunlight from his eyes. Na’im was smiling wide. Happy that Isma’il did not die, Na’im offered Isma’il a hand to get back on his
feet. Isma’il took the offer. Standing up, Isma’il punched Na’im in the face.

“Are you insane?!” Isma’il yelled. “You could have killed me!”

“But I didn’t kill you. It is so nice to know that our god has been kind enough to bless another one of us insignificant mortals.”

“NOT A GOD!” Isma’il screamed.

“You still have no proof,” Na’im said smiling.

Let It Break: I Heart Timi (Sample)

This is the first of four samples from the second publication of MyMS, Let It Break.  Now available on Amazon for Kindle and on paperback :-)

I headed to her room, which is twenty steps up, plus the long hallway.  I remember stopping for a moment, just long enough to feel for the ring box in my hobo bag, and to take a break from the sound of my wooden clogs, which were so loud against the granite flooring.  When I got there, I opened the door.  I should’ve knocked, but then again, I’d seen her naked many times, so did I really need to?  She jumped a bit in her rolling office chair, startled, then clicked her mouse a couple times.  The room was lit with two candles sitting on her nightstand.

She grinned wildly, then said, “Hey sweetness!  I didn’t know you were coming!  I wish you would’ve told me.” 

For some reason, I didn’t notice until she said that that she was only wearing glitter.  She must’ve sensed my discovery, because then she quickly hugged me.

After letting me go, she said, ”I just got out the shower.”

I hesitated for a moment, then asked, “Then why were you on the computer instead of getting your clothes on?”

“I was just checking my email,” she said, while looking at her computer, as if she was waiting for it to back up her statement.

“Uhhhh, okay.  I’ve never seen you wear body glitter before.  When’d you get that?”

“I’ve had it for a little while, just never used it until today.”

“Okay.  It looks good on you.  Makes you look like a Twilight vampire stripper.”

We both chuckled.

“I’ll take that as a compliment,” she said, before grabbing and kissing me.  I opened my eyes, and because I was facing her bed, I saw what looked like green anal beads on her pillow.  I stopped kissing her.

“I didn’t know you got some new toys too.”

“Huh?”  She was puzzled, then looked at her bed, where I had my eyes fixed.

I heard a cough.  It didn’t come from Timi or me.  I knew it didn’t come from Toni or Dave, because it sounded so close by.  I felt flushed with fear, and the feeling in my belly reemerged, as I approached her bed, knelt down, and lifted her bed skirt.  All I saw was a dark pair of tits and an outie belly button. 

“You might as well come out and take something for that cough,” I yelled to the tits and navel.

I backed away, my arms crossed as I took a couple deep breaths.  I then watched Timi’s face go white, as the figure emerged from under her bed.

There in all her…his…it’s fucking glory, was a damn tranny.  I almost couldn’t take my eyes off the long peen and flabby balls. 

I took a look at Timi, who had tears welled up in her eyes, then split.  I slammed her room door behind me, and almost decided to stay when I walked by Toni’s room, and saw her deep throating Dave through the crack of the door.  Motherfuckers need to learn how to close and lock their damn room doors.

I cried the whole fourteen minutes it took me to get back home.  I heard my phone vibrate and ring like a million times.  I knew it was Timi, and it was confirmed when I checked and saw twenty-six missed calls and ten voicemail messages.  I was still upset, and didn’t want to hear any of them, but figured I would, just to make the little voicemail icon disappear.  They were all the same, except the first two, which explained the situation. 

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Pricks and Pones

When the judge called for the defendant to be brought in, a curtain of gasps and whispers from both sides of the aisle preceded him.

Detective Stoole turned to see what the all the commotion was about, and nearly spat his tongue out when he saw the defendant’s face. The man was black and blue all over his head, the left eyelid swollen and hanging over his cheek like the top of a soggy portobello mushroom. His jaw was veered to the right, and as he creaked his mouth open painfully with each step, the Detective could see he was even missing a few teeth. A prison guard had to hold the man steady as he walked up the courtroom to his attorney.

Stoole, mouth still wide open, spun to look at Warden Billingsley, who was standing just a few rows down from him. Billingsley raised his eyebrows and smiled widely back at him, and then conspiratorially rubbed his nose. Detective Stoole held his hands out, palms up, and mouthed something at him.

The Warden’s smile didn’t fade, but he mouthed back, “What?”

Detective Stoole walked down swiftly and stood next to the Warden. “What the hell have you done to him?” he asked, quickly but hushed.

The Warden couldn’t help but let out a quiet laugh from deep in his belly. “Ah, don’t worry, Detective, none of it will come bite us.”

The Detective looked at him still puzzled. “But–why? What did you have to beat him up like that for?”

At this, the smile on the Warden’s face turned into an annoyed frown. “Damn pervert, Stoole. He got what was comin’. Come, this isn’t the first time you’ve seen this. I mean–what if it was your child, huh? It’s a good thing you caught him, too. But you should know all that–you’re the one who charged him.”

Detective Stoole was utterly confused. What the hell was Billingsley talking about? “But it–it wasn’t that bad,” he whispered.

“Uh, I think,” snorted Billingsley, “I think I know what’s bad, and what’s just utterly sick, Mr. Detective,” he said, tapping a wad of paper that was folded in his pocket. It was a copy of the arresting charge that Stoole had filed.

Stoole snatched the document from the Warden’s pocket and unfolded it quickly. He scanned through the details, and then he grew very still. “Oh shit,” he said, “oh shit, oh shit”.

Warden Billingsley peered back at him. “What?”

Stoole looked back. “The charge. It was supposed to be ‘Downloaded porn illegally’,” he said, “not ‘Downloaded illegal porn’”.

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There are many arguments that fanfiction is bad.  The problem with them is they don’t actually hold up if you know anything about logic. I tall basically boils down to this: ‘I hate it because I’ve sampled very little.’

It’s fine to have an opinion.  Not everyone likes chocolate ice cream.  But why is the reason ‘I don’t like it’ a reason to turn others away from it, especially when our argument becomes ‘Ice cream is bad!’

Not only is there an obvious difference in having an opinion and hating an entire kind of food, but it’s a logical fallacy you’ve been taught since elementary school, if not kindergarten.  Your opinion does not mean right or wrong, reason does—and it applies to you as well.  If you can tell someone that one type of writing is bad and that is how the universe works, it means they have the same right otherwise your argument dissolves into a selfish tantrum.

There is no objective reason to hate all fanfiction; those who do not use their imagination or the rules they learned about writing will write poorly whether they write something original or a fan story.  Publishing and being popular cannot be the end-all-be-all to writing hobbies and careers, as that would mean Twilight and Eragon are the epitomes of good writing.

Again, taste is subjective and perfectly fine to have, but to say that yours determines the rules of an entire art medium does not only show that you do not understand logic, but ethics as well.  There is no reason to read fanfiction you are not interested in, even if that includes all of it. No one will force you b gunpoint to read fanfiction, just as no one will threaten to kill your lover to eat ice cream.

What About Emilio?

With his brother, Charlie (Carlos Irwin Estevez), receiving more press than the 5th largest earthquake on record, I can’t help but wonder: what’s up with Emilio Estevez? Why did two careers which started on such similar paths end up so desparate? And, more poignantly, are we focusing on the wrong Sheen (Estevez)? The answer to the last question is two-fold: of course and why not. America likes turbulence, pyrotechnics.The brothers both essentially started as extras in the classic Francis Ford Copula film, Apocalypse Now, which starred their father, Martin Sheen. Three years older, Emilio found fame a bit sooner than Charlie with The Brat Pack in two quintessential 80’s films: The Breakfast Club and St. Elmo’s Fire. Before that he played “Two-Bit” in The Outsiders beside big-time Los Angeles luminaries Tom Cruise, Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe, and the late Patrick Swayze.Charlie didn’t garner much attention until Ferris Bueller’s sister got hot for him in the police station scene. He played a drugged out teen. Portentous? Was Abe Lincoln honest? Sheen gained critical acclaim and commercial recognition later that year as one of the leads in Oliver Stone’s gripping Vietnam drama, Platoon. His next big success came the year after with Wallstreet, alongside a delightfully greedy Gordon Gekko (Micheal Douglas).The brothers entered the 90’s at roughly the same level of fame and popularity. Emilio was fresh off a successful role as Billy the Kid in Young Guns, and Charlie had fared well as a wild pitcher in Major League. Their personal lives, however, began to diverge.
In 1990, the two joined forces in the hapless film, Men at Work. That year, Charlie accidentally shot Kelley Preston in the arm. They were engaged at the time. Not surprisingly they never married. Emilio already had two children with model Carey Salley, whom he never shot, accidentally or otherwise.Sheen began dating adult film actresses. Estevez was briefly engaged to Demi Moore; the two remain friends. Sheen was implicated in the Heidi Fleiss scandal, while Estevez married ostensible good-girl, Paula Abdul (they divorced two years later). Emilio made a kids’ film: The Mighty Ducks; Charlie made a spoof: Hot Shots!The rest of the decade saw the brothers’ fame dwindle with banal sequels: D2: The Mighty Ducks for Emilio, and Hot Shots! Part Deux for Charlie. But while Emilio tended to his garden and vineyard, Charlie was hospitalized for cocaine use and ended up in rehab.Since 2000, Charlie has no doubt become the more popular brother. His short stint on the TV series, Spin City, and of course, his massive success with Two and a Half Men, has made him the Lebron James of television—a pseudo-villain everyone wants to watch. Meanwhile, Emilio quietly wrote, directed, and starred in one of the best films of 2006, Bobby, a fictionalized account of the events leading to the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy. The movie’s incredible cast included Laurence Fishburne, Heather Graham, Anthony Hopkins, Helen Hunt, William H. Macy, Christian Slater, Sharon Stone, and Elijah Wood.I will spare you the run-through of recent controversies and outrageous quotes coming from Charlie. Tune in to E! for the latest. I will mention Charlie has been accused of violence by two of his former wives, pleading guilty to one count of misdemeanor assault. Emilio seems clean as a whistle.So why do I get 506,000,000 hits when I Google Charlie Sheen, but when I do the same for Emilio Estevez I get 406,000? Well…one would obviously rather have Emilio watch the kids, but it depends on one’s disposition with which brother you’d rather have a drink and shoot the breeze. My choice? If it’s wine, I’ll take Emilio, but if you’re talking scotch and a cigar…it’s Carlos every time.

by Jason Raymond
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Bluff

This was now a tense situation for Brian. His opponentts Ace, Deb, John and Dave
stared at him. After five rounds he was totally out of the loop. He had already lost five hands in a row and was slowly running out of poker “chips.” John and Dave wouldn’t even let him keep his shoes, but then they were always ganging up on Brian in strip poker. They had their pants and shoes, but lost their shirts to Ace. Brian felt a draft and readjusted his towel around his waist.

Brian really, really hated strip poker.

Debra wasn’t looking at Brian; she was busy arranging her hand for the second time. Of course it didn’t seem odd to the others since it was her strategy. She still had her shirt and shorts on and only lost a sock. She exchanged one card from one end to another.

Ace shuffled and waited for several minutes already looking extremely bored. She was fully dressed and rather calm. The combined efforts of John and Dave couldn’t outmatch Ace into getting her T-shirt and pants from her.

Brian looked down in his hand. He had only had two 7′s, a five and two 2′s and he
didn’t want them to know that. Then he tried to arrange his cards for the seventh time and
debated which one he should put down. John tapped his fingers impatiently.

“Well,” John said. “Are you in or out?”

Brian was sweating, even in his towel. “I need… two. No wait, three. No… Two.”
Brian wished he could just stop shifting his eyes and swallowing dramatically and stop looking so guilty.

Ace passed two cards, Brian picked them up and his face crumbled with intense disappointment. “Damn!” he exclaimed out loud and he quickly silenced himself.

Ace and Dave rolled their eyes.

Deb pretended she didn’t hear Brian.

John smiled.

John decided to end the game after midnight. Unfortunately, that didn’t allow John to be generous. He gave Brian a cardboard box and a pair of shoes for the long walk
home. His house keys were scotch taped to the side of the box.

“Tough luck, Bri,” said John. He stood at the front door looking very smug. Granted he was only in his boxer shorts and socks but at least he was better off that Brian.

“You could have at least lend me a jacket.”

“And prolong the lesson? I’m doing you a favour.”

“How?”

“Well, after this you’re not going to play poker ever again. I saved you from heartbreak and misery. See ya.” John slammed the door and locked it. Brian stood at John’s porch for several minutes, mouth open and shivering. “Oh yeah? Well. So. Son of a bitch!” he screamed at the door then he turned and walked home.

He walked along the street careful not to let anyone notice him and call a cop.
Twice he ducked behind a tree just as a car drove by. He was cold, humiliated and angry but what was he suppose to do?

From far away or around the corner he heard a car engine accelerating. A cherry red Volkswagen sped around the corner at top speed and then stopped quite suddenly and cruised slowly next to him as he continued to walk. Inside was Ace, she rolled down the window and stuck her head out.

“Hey, you remember me?”

“What are you doing here?” He hoped it was an offer to drive him home.

“I watched you play tonight. Did you know, you suck?”

That was sudden.

He didn’t want to hear this.

“Thanks.”

“It was pathetic.”

“Is there anything else you wanted to say besides that I suck. Because I have to go home and kill myself.” Brian continued walking and Ace continued driving.

“Go away,” he said to Ace and he tried to walk a little faster. Could this night get
any more humiliating? Ace cruised her car next to Brian and matched pace for pace with him. He tried running then he tripped and made a large tear on the box. Ace stopped the car, opened the passenger side door and peered down at him.

“You want to come in now?”

Brian didn’t wait for a second offer and jumped in before the neighbours saw him.

Ace drove and talked. “And by the way, no it wasn’t the only thing I wanted to say to you. It’s because you suck that today is your lucky day.”

“I don’t know why. I’m walking at midnight, naked and my “clothes” is slowly breaking apart. It’s not my birthday.”

“I know.”

“And I didn’t wish on a star.”

“I know that too.” Ace was getting a little testy.

“And I haven’t won the lottery.”

“Of course not.” she snapped. “Can I finish now?” She handed Brian a small business card which read, “Ace Kwan, professional gambler and tutor of the gambling arts.”

“You’re a professional gambling tutor?”

Ace shrugged casually. “On my days when I’m not in tournaments I teach people
how to play cards. Mostly for bridge parties or poker nights with the ‘guys.’”

She turned the corner towards Brian’s house. “You play terrible and you can’t even
bluff accurately. John and Dave knew immediately what you had without even trying. I could train you to beat them.”

They stopped in front of Brian’s house and Brian carefully stepped out. The cardboard pieces became a crushed skirt where Brian had to hold both ends to his body.

“Think of me as your fairy godmother with a volkswagen. And if you don’t want
to that’s okay.”

“Why are you helping me? Is it because you care?”

Ace paused pressing a finger against her cheek, deep in thought. “No. Mostly, it’s pity. I don’t like it when they pick on the stupid. So, what’s it going to be?”

It took less than five seconds to think about it. “I’m in.”

“Good. I knew you would. Meet me on Monday morning at 9 o’clock. The address is on the card.” Then for a special effect exit she flipped a deck of card into Brian’s face. And when Brian brushed the last card away from his mouth, Ace was still there.

“What are you doing?” said Brian.

Ace realized she was still there and she quickly shifted gears and floored the gas
pedal and accelerated out of the driveway.

On Monday morning at 8:55 he arrived at Ace’s house. He knocked on the door. No response.

At 8:56 he knocked again. No response, again.

At 8:59, he became worried and banged at the door thinking she fell down, broke
some part of her body and was unable to reach for the door. He was about to break open the window with a large rock to get in and check when the door finally opened and Ace stepped out.

“Hello, have you been waiting long?” She walked around the house and opened the fence to the backyard. She waved him to come forward and Brian followed after her.

“Normally,” she said. “I charge fifteen hundred dollars for the lesson of one week.”

Fifteen hundred dollars! Brian almost felt like he was having a heart attack. He didn’t have fifteen hundred dollars. He didn’t have five hundred dollars. He was just a political science student.

“Get that look off your face. For you, I won’t charge a thing.”

Brian sighed with relief and continued to follow her. In the middle of Ace’s backyard, the place was a mess. The grass was long and bent down and the paint on the fence was faded and cracked. How was he suppose to learn how to play poker in this?
Ace dragged in a lawn-mower while Brian looked around for something important.

“Alright, she said. “This is a lawn-mower.” She turned it on. “Now when you hold it, you hold it like this. Like you would hold a deck of cards.” And she actually placed Brian’s hand onto the handle bars.

“It feels a little uncomfortable.”

“Work through it,” she simply said. “Now bend your arms and push.”

Brian pushed the mower and fresh cut grass was shot out from the side.

“What does this do?” He would like to know.

“Well, you know.”

“No, I don’t.”

“Push it. It develops arm strength and dexterity or whatever. Don’t question the
teacher.”

“Right, sorry.” He continued to push the lawn-mower all around the yard. Ace went inside to watch a daytime talk shows.

Around noon, he finished cutting the grass raking it into bags and putting it on the curb. After all that Ace called it a day and he went home. But before he went home he made a stop at John’s house.

The poker game in John’s kitchen was still going strong. This time they changed the poker chips into money and cookies. The mood was relatively relaxed and no one seemed to mind that the players were eating the oker “chips”. John was dealing out the cards.

He turned to Dave. “How many?”

“Two.”

He passed two. “Deb?” Debra was giving him the look. “What?” he was aggravated by the look she was giving him all night but he already knew why. And he didn’t care.

“You didn’t have to gang up on him.”

“Of course we did. Every time he comes over to play he ruins it. Even you have to admit that he’s a lousy player. He can’t even bluff. We had to teach him a lesson and turn him away from poker. Plus it was fun.”

The screen door was suddenly slid open and Brian stood in front of them. He
looked around and noticed their casual nature and the “chips” on the table.John looked back at him blandly. “Brian, welcome back. You want to play?”

Brian walked over to the table and tried to flip it over. He tried several times until
he realized it was too heavy and John was holding it down with his elbow.

“What are you doing?” John said. He didn’t bother to move his elbow as Brian was trying to lift the table.

Finally, he gave up but that didn’t stop Brian from grabbing John’s beer bottle and
gulping it down until it was empty.

Debra was disgusted. “Eew, what was that for?”

Brian belched before speaking which grossed out Debra even more. “So, when I’m not around it’s normal card game.”

“That’s right,” John said. “My house, my rules.” Brian knew that that was the be all
and end all of John’s argument.

“So when I am here, I end up naked.”

“That’s right. We were doing you a favour.”

“You could have given me back my clothes.”

John shrugged. “You lost fair and square.”

“Not anymore.”

“What was that suppose to
mean?” John said. Then Brian pointed his finger at John, Dave and then to Debra.

“Me? Why me?” Debra said.

“I challenge you to a strip poker rematch in one week.”

“Fine,” John said, he wasn’t intimidated or impressed. Then they resumed their game as if nothing happened.

On Day two of the training, Brian found himself inside Ace’s house. He was led to
the living-room and he was impressed by the wall high display case of poker trophies, all of them first place.

“Wow,” Brian whistled but Ace didn’t bring him for that, she handed him a rag and a can of wood polish. It was then Brian noticed the entire room was dusty. She pointed to a coffee-table and he began to polish the top.

“What is this suppose to do again?”

“Finger movement,” she simply said. “And the subtle skill of reaching for cards.
You missed a spot.” She pointed at the far end of the table.

“Sorry.” He dusted and mumbled to himself. Did John or Dave have to go through all this to become a better poker player? Probably not.

The pattern continued on throughout the whole week. At 9 o’clock he would show up at the house and Ace would have some odd job for him to do. By the fifth day, he was standing in front of Ace’s fence painting a second coat of white paint. He stopped mid-way, looked at the fence and looked back at the paintbrush and then at the house. He realized something very important. He wasn’t learning a damn thing about poker and the rematch was in forty-eight hours. He dropped the brush into the paint can and ran off just before Ace came out to check on his progress.

Twenty-four hours before the rematch Brian sat in the living room reading a book
on poker tips when he picked up the phone.

“Hello?” He didn’t know who it was.

“Brian, it’s me.” It was Ace. There was a touch of impatient annoyance in her voice. “Where are you?”

“At home.”

“Why?”

“Because I don’t like being made a fool of.” He hung up the phone. Five seconds later the phone rang again. It was Ace.

“Brian, why don’t you come back to my house and we’ll talk about this.”

“No.” He hung up the phone again. Fifteen seconds later the phone rang again. He
picked it up and slammed it down without responding to the caller. Another fifteen seconds later it rang again and he hung up on the phone before Ace could speak. This
continued for several more minutes until finally Brian caved in and picked up the phone. The constant ringing and hanging up and ringing again was driving him crazy.

“Will you please leave me alone?”

“Not until you come over to my house.”

“If I do this will you finally leave me alone.”

“Yes.” Then she hung up the phone.

Around eight in the evening, Ace sat at her front porch watching and waiting for
Brian. From the other side of the block, Brian walked slowly and casually. He distracted himself at stopping and looking at everything around him. It had finally sunk in and he was prepared for immanent humiliation and somehow he accepted that. He could see Ace pace back and forth. Halfway across the pavement Ace stopped and walked towards him.

“What took you so long? You’re late. You have a rematch in less than twenty-four hours.

“Yeah, and? So what.”

“So what? You’re in training. You should have been here hours ago.”

“Does your storm drains need cleaning? Or maybe you want your car washed and waxed? No! You want all your windows cleaned or some crappy menial job you want me to do. Just tell me now, I can’t stand the suspense. Six days, and you showed me nothing.
Was this some sort of sick joke you and John came up with…”

Before he could finish his sentence Ace slapped him. Not hard. Just a sudden tap on his forehead with two of her fingers to shut him up. And it did. This time, he calmed down.

“Are you finished? Take a deep breath an nod your head if you are.”

Brian nodded his head.

“Now, after that little breakdown are you ready to listen to me?”

Brian nodded again.

“Good. What I was going to say was that the chores were used to strengthen you physically and mentally for the second level of training.”

“Really?” Her face didn’t seem to betray any deception, no eye rolling or a half smile smirk or maybe she was bluffing. Brian couldn’t tell.

“And it didn’t hurt that you fixed my place up. Now that I know you’re determined to follow through, you passed the first level.” Brian followed her to her kitchen. On the table were several boxes of cards. She opened a box and began shuffling the pack. She stopped and took a card from the top which was an ace and laid it on the table. She
shuffled again and got a king then a queen and then a jack and then a ten all in the same suit.

“Now,” she said as she placed the cards back into the pack. “Fifty percent of poker
is strategy and shuffling.”

“What’s the other fifty percent?”

“Mind games and bluffing. You never let them know what you’re thinking or else it gives away the game. We’ll deal with that later. The trick to shuffling and having the perfect hand is to hold it a certain way. And if you shuffle it so many times you’ll end up with the card you want.” She laid out four aces and a king. “See? This is where the training takes effect.” She picked up a few random cards and held them in her hand. Ace noticed the familiarity in Brian’s eyes.

“Remember this? The way you held the lawn-mower. That means the player is unconsciously revealing two 7′s a Jack and two 10′s.”

“I never noticed that before.”

“There are a lot of things you didn’t notice. Like this.” She positioned her hands
and slightly bent her pinky fingers.

“Hey,” Brian said. “John usually holds his cards that way.”

“And did you notice it’s always two pairs of something, mostly sixes and tens.”

Ace continued to ramble on about card techniques and what to pick up and what to put down and Brian just nodded and tried to absorb it in.

Four in the morning Brian was asleep face down on the table. Cards were scattered
and piled all around his body. Ace was still talking but her voice was very hoarse. “Now
you keep the kings and discard the sevens and pick up two and so on and so on and so on…” Ace looked at her watch and gently shook Brian’s shoulder. “Hey, wake up.”

Brian sat up with a jolt. There was a card hanging from his mouth. “What?”

“That’s it, you now have all my strategies to win.”

Brian spits out the card. “Thanks,” he slowly tried to stand up and stretch his
cramped and numb legs. “Does all this training have to be at the last minute?”

“Of course it does,” she said. “It works better that way.” She flashed a card into his face. “What’s this?

“A king of diamonds?”

“See? Now go get them.” Brian’s hand was on the doorknob. “Wait.”

He stopped and turned around “What?”

“Did I forget something? Ah, forget it. It’s not that important. Good luck.”

“Thanks.”

Dave was shuffling impatiently for the tenth time. He looked at the kitchen clock
for the fifth time and it was 10:00. John was standing by the microwave to make another
bowl of popcorn.

“So when is he going to show?” Dave said. “It’s 10 o’clock.”

John was sitting calmly and reading the newspaper. “He’ll be here.”

“But it’s ten already.”

“He’ll be here.”

“How can you be sure.”

The screen door was slid open suddenly and sharply. Brian walked in wearing T-shirt and shorts. He sat down laughing confidently. He was psyched to take on John and Dave.

“Can’t you use the front door like a normal person?” said John. “I’m glad you made it. Dave didn’t think you’d show.”

“I didn’t say that!”

“Yes you did.”

Brian noticed something was off in this room. The man sitting at Deb’s seat was not Debra. “Where’s Deb?”

“Debra decided to boycott the event because she thought we were acting like immature babboons. So I called my cousin Sam to fill in.

“Hey,” Sam said. “I’m only here because John owes
me money and won’t pay it back until after the game.”

Doesn’t matter, Brian thought. Just have to readjust the strategy.

John took the deck of cards from Dave and passed it to Brian. “Do you want to shuffle?”

Brian took the cards and smiled remembering Ace’s techniques on shuffling four
and a half times.

“Alright,” Brian said. “Five card stud and nothing is wild.” He eyed the way they
held the cards even though they were stone faced he mentally laughed, he knew what they had in their hands.

John had three 10′s, a two and a three.

Dave had two 5′s, two 6′s
and one Queen.

Sam had two 8′s, a nine, a three and a four.

Then he looked down at his own hand. His face fell and he threw his head back
and screamed, “Noooo!”

“Something wrong?” John said. John knew why and what Brian had in his hand.

Brian had a two, a three, a five, a ten and the promotional joker card.

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