Binoculars

Two green rings floating on their marbles of white
Always taking their rides symmetrical of one another

If their globe of glass shatters
Water beads would continually run
In their perfect shape of round and opaque
The water would swell and drip again

Jelly On Toast

Four years ago I ruined a mans life.  I didn’t know I did this, it just kind of happened.

There I was, at my favorite diner with MCizzle. He says to me, “Dude, you ruined Besse’s Life, man!” “Who the FUCK is ‘Besse’?” I said. 3

“Dude, … you don’t know who Besse is? YOu fucking RuINED HIS LIFE!” He pauses for a moment, and says to me.4
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I Fucking Quit!

For years all I would ever do, is go to the diner. The diner was the best place at night, a place you can go and just get away, relax. One particular evening, me and my boy MCizzle, decided to go to our favorite diner. The diner was our favorite because we knew all the people that worked there. We would get free food and soda, almost every night we went.

You already know the story we go to diners when we fail at picking up girls earlier that evening. (more…)

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Vacation Shagging

Good ol’ Phoenix Arizona!
That’s where I was on vacation. I think everyone loves vacations; But, when you go on vacation without a woman, its not always pretty. I cant say I didn’t hook up with anyone on my trip, because that’s not true. As a matter of fact I hooked up with two lovely ladies on this vacation. The only problem was, neither of them got me off! (more…)

The Man That Wanted Me Dead! (The Alternate Ending)

My co-workers didnt like him much either. Have you ever met a person, that follows you around making sure you didnt mess anything up? You know, the kinda person that litteraly re-does everything you just did, like your an idiot? Thats one of Daves favorite things to do. He really had the whole office hating him. Lets just say, we would all hope he would call off.. and never return!… Yeah We wished that to happen! (more…)

The Man That Wanted Me Dead! (part 2)

Dave was kicked out of the Marines, for reasons unknown. He took plenty of medication a day to keep himself normal. He has no friends, and spends most of his time online. He was extremely by the book; don’t mess anything up! The kind of man that spends 30 dollars on a pen, and if you use it, he would have to go wash it off in the sink, like you’rediseased! Dont be surprised if he reads this, He is ready to kill any of his enemies! (more…)

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