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09 May early years 2

around age 7 or 8 Odysseus adopts role of doctor to girls of his generation fascinated even driven by their differences from him especially  advanced development of pubic hair he examines their genitals once he misdiagnoses Junie Porter gets soap in her urethra Junie cries…

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02 May The Existentialist: Chapter 3

“Let me just start out by saying that I have lot of things to do today,” I said. The bullets had finally stopped tip toeing across the outer regions of the building. He had finished reading. “Whatchu mean by Jimmy Stewart?” His eyes had crinkled….

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01 May Craft Crazy

The twelve step meeting is getting ready to start and I look around the room. I see women wearing an assortment of handmade fashion items, lots of knit pieces and homemade jewelry. They are carrying decoupage cigar box purses with beaded handles. Most of the women sit with…

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18 Apr got no Soul

She slapped me as hard as she could, across my face to wake me up — next thing I knew, I was having intercourse with the woman. “WTF–” I cried.

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17 Apr The Hidden Secret to Success

That’s right, I’ve found it. The all-elusive secrets to leading an enriching, successful life. After many years spent as a struggling musician and writer, it seems the only logical thing to do at this point, is to take a look around me. What are others…

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15 Apr Goose de Grace

Sebastian sat at his maths. Being civic minded, he had set his distinctly 1980’s GE clock radio to kick on at the hour. As two rolled around, a sighing fade of classical muzak died down and in the silence, he realized an arts-friendly news network…

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08 Apr Hair Lip

The first time I went to an all nude strip club was with one of my high school buddies. It was a dumpy little place on an infamous street in east Denver. This side of town came complete with equal parts of both bums and…

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04 Apr Microseconds of Hurt

As Uwe gathered himself, his actual being positioning himself in front of the rock he was about to sculpt, Flaz walked in. “Go away, Flaz,” said Uwe. “Back at this old endeavor, are you?” said Flaz. “Carving into the rock.”

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26 Mar pyroinfanticide

This is an old work, written probably in 2005 or 2006 or something, originally here, but renewed anew … err. I’m going to try to quit smoking again. (being a variation of psychosis experienced while attempting nicotine discharge from the body. and an homage to…

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