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10 Mar Sentience In The Square

After placing his cup of tea in the lower quadrant of the lecture stand, Ferdinand achieved sentience. If only, now, he could break out of his norm and simply evoke it in all the students. It was a very lucid feeling. If, years from now,…

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25 Jan The Masticating Sophisticate

Jean-Pierre Kensington’s reality show ‘The Masticating Sophisticate’, in which he would travel the world to eat all kinds of strange and singular foods, had opened extremely strongly but quickly fallen in ratings. It was cancelled after only 3 episodes. In retrospect, perhaps that blockbuster pilot…

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26 Nov A New Beginning

I woke up into the mess I call a bathroom, with shit all over the walls.  Shit all over the tub.  I couldn’t stand the smell nor could I stand seeing my body covered in this filth.   It by far was one of the…

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19 Oct 1457

The front door opened behind Conrad, and Lily’s heels clacked along. There was the rustle of paper bags landing on tablecloth, and then he could practically hear the groan pull out of her back as she straightened up. This made him feel even worse. “Heya,…

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11 Oct Blind Date

We have begun adding true stories to the website. For those of you who don’t want to write your story down, feel free to contact me and we can do a podcast telling your Crazy Story! You can reach me by email: Mymorningstory@gmail.com or you…

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23 Sep The Cohobitator

A conversation from several months ago: (1:29:04 AM) FinalCoho: Name a worse company than PayPal. That’s right. You can’t. (1:29:14 AM) riverfr0zen: enron (1:29:14 AM) finalcoho is now known as FinalCoho. Now, in Dolby Surround Sound: (11:58:47 AM) riverfr0zen: i feel a very big asperger…

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21 Sep One, and Another

This is a series I began writing around the middle of 2007, and didn’t quite finish. Plan is to go ahead and finish it now. ===hush … be onlypositive. hush.=== “i got raisinnettes and kitkats, what do you want?” “ssh” whispered the other. “it is…

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