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11 Sep Ghost Story VII

This is part 7 of a Ghost Story. Part 1 is here, and Part 2 here. Part 3 is about lesbians. Part 4 is here. Part 5.666 —- “Oh, shit,” said Peter, his eyes literally popping from his skull. “Have you been abusing her? Is…

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04 Sep Five Strokes

First time, when I had a stroke, it was in the middle of an educational program. Children were teaching me how to use a ‘VCR’. I had taken one of the tapes, and had peered at the film before it was developed. A brave child…

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02 Sep First Trip to Jeuno

Travelling up to Valkurm Dunes and back down to Bastok is quiet a chore, but I had to do it for the next ten levels. Destroying creatures with a few people makes battles go by a lot quicker, but your invetory fills up quicker to….

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28 Aug First Party

Final Fantasy XI here is a group-based game. which means that whenever you want to level up your character then you need to find a group of people and join their “party”. Level 1 through Level 10 are easy enough to do on your own,…

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24 Aug The Mile Inebriated Club

The year of my 21st birthday I took a trip across the world. Like any other 21 year old, the first thing I did, after I checked in my bags, was to check out the bars in the Airport. I had a nice $10 glass…

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21 Aug We Sell Clocks

The last great Clock shop lied inside the 3rd largest city, in the 3rd world from the sun, The 3rd sun in the Solar system, and the third solar system in the galaxy!  The third Galaxy in the universe and the Third universe in the…

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19 Aug S.A.E.

“They’re coming,” he texted her, and then he looked around at the old room, with its distant furniture, the musty dead smell of his own cigarettes for the last nine years — everything he had been doing by himself all this time. When he had…

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16 Aug Orange Shine 622 (PT-3)

episode 3 (Conclusion): the mover— Flailing the belt over his head, Joe ran after the car, his tiny legs carrying him close enough to lash out onto the rear bumper. He yelled as his belt came down, each stroke causing Room Service to slam the…

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15 Aug Orange Shine 622 (PT-2)

episode 2: Room Service Spends a Night Out With Puffy Eyes — “I’m quitting Joe. You can take your cheap motel and shove it up your midget behind!” said Room Service. Joe climbed onto the table and leaned into Room Service’s face. “Yeah, what’re you…

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14 Aug Orange Shine 622 (PT-1)

— episode 1: Bonanza — “It’s me or Bonanza, cherrypie,” I said, sipping the last of our Cuervo. “‘N’ never the twain shall meet.” I didn’t look up, but I knew she was standing at the doorway, half of her illuminated in sunlight, the other…

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07 Aug Jin and Angie

Three Moon Lake was the most interesting lake, possibly in the world. I’m not sure if it was the trees, the clouds, or the way the earth was shaped around it, but the moon always seemed to be broken in to three unique pieces over…

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