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05 Aug Laser Suicide #1

My other work, Laser Death, garnered some feedback that perhaps the title was too ‘spectacular’ for the actual content of the poem. It was then that I suggested I could top even that, and write a piece called ‘Laser Suicide’. This suggestion was met by popular demand, hence a body of work I am now calling ‘The Laser Suicides’.

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04 Aug A Blast From the Past

Rushing out the door he swung down the banister grabbing the Wall Street Journal on the way out. Skimming through the paper, his eyes darting feverishly around the page, he sipped at his coffee. He liked routine, order, numbers, stocks, rules. Every morning was the…

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30 Jul The First Battle

With the first quest out of the way, the most money I received was from the enemies, and I was doing reserach and apparently enemies drop something called “crystals” which are in high demand. So, the best way to make money so far, is to…

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27 Jul The Puppy on the Tricycle

Around the roads near the Bran Castle in Brasov, Romania, where the vampire Count Dracula once used to live, you will often hear villagers tell tale of a small puppy who goes along on his tricycle during very dark times, calling out into the night…

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10 Jul I Hear The Train At 3 AM

It was amazing what magnanimous indifference was displayed by his now-shortened list of friends. You also learn that sentiment overwhelms common sense when it comes to never having too many lamps.

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08 Jul The Monocle

(Stolen from Jeremy Parish of 1up.com during one of his Retronauts podcasts)

This will be posted wednesday . I might just tune into their podcast to see what its like!

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02 Jul How the Earth was created!

I have read way too many Douglas Adams in the last two days, and decided to write my own little parody type story based on how the earth came about. I understand it might, be a little out there, and it is obviously not a…

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21 Jun A BB pellet

Sometimes, life just plain sucks. I mean, it sucks so bad that you just have to shoot something. Usually, however, that “something” isn’t yourself. And by “shooting” I mean with a BB Gun. And by “sucks” I mean “freaking hilarious”. For some odd reason, me…

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28 May The Cum Muffin

Years and years ago, I was once in a band. Our name “Dead Unself.” No, not really, but that’s what I’m calling us for today’s story. We always jammed well into the evening working our hunger up. This usually caused us to head out to…

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21 May Amazon Army Bitch

 The daily routine was pretty simple: Wake up, layout, work, party. This one particular night was extremely interesting and it begins with a back-story I was working at “the pink hotel” which just so happened to be the most expensive hotel on the boardwalk….

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09 Apr Fat Girl Dreamz

I used to live on the bottom level of my father’s house.  The house was your typical American house, and I was your typical teenager.  I moved to the bottom level to be as far away as possible from family.  I even chose a room…

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