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TheFire

24 Oct The Fire

Her husband had decided to talk to the merchant selling the cloth five minutes ago (they had invented minutes) and now the two were staring at each other in that dreamy gaze one gets when one is drunk enough to tell their beer that it’s the only thing that understands them.

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YourMomsKeyboard

11 Oct Your Mom’s Keyboard

Dear Busy Adult, I was so happy and excited the day I was bought, still in my package.  I thought I may be useful, and used to help type a message that would end the conflict in the Middle East, or maybe I would be…

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SpiderManvsIronMan

08 Oct Spider-Man vs. Iron Man

A:  I have on Spider Man, what are you wearing? B:  Iron Man, but they’re about to come off.  I hate wearing underwear!  I like to let myself hang free…..if ya know what I mean. A: I know EXACTLY what you mean.  Every time I…

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PrincessLottiePt1

15 Aug Princess Lottie Pt. 1

Charlotte, or Lottie to those who knew her well, was a princess of Luracand. As such, she had been brought up with all the conventional training such a position necessitates. By age twelve she had mastered the art of attracting woodland creatures to her person…

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JelenaLoveStoryChapter3

28 Jul Jelena~~Love~ ~Story~~ Chapter 3

Authors Note: This story is a bit different, I’m not going to say *selena sits down* I’m going to say something like *I sit down* Thanks 🙂 Here’s the story now, OH ONE MORE THING, Don’t hate, I’m only 11 ! All I did was…

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TheftonaSunday

13 Jul Theft on a Sunday

Jesus stole my sneakers on a snowy Sunday morning in February. Now, these were not your everyday, no big deal; bought by your mother who can’t stand you running around barefoot sneakers; these were something else entirely. They were whiter than my grandmother’s chemically bleached…

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Baccarat

01 Jul Baccarat

Jackie was pumped up and ready for her three day stay in Atlantic City. She had never been and could hardly wait to gamble, drink, and just have a good time with her best friend Prue. It was amazing how they still managed to squeeze in a weekly call. This is what they told anyone who asked anyway; it was always beneficial to have a “before” story in their line of work.

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