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The4LokoSagasPartI

28 Nov The 4 Loko Sagas: Part I

  This story is completely true.  And when I say true, I mean false. There I was, staring out the window.  I was sitting, looking out yonder, wondering, how Two and a Half Men could be such a successful sitcom.  I tend to do that…

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TruePrioritiesInABoardMeetingofEvil

26 Nov True Priorities In A Board Meeting of Evil

“Trying doesn’t produce results, you’re suppose to do the full effort and succeed and not some C-minus effort that is barely passing with no chance of advancement in this evil organization.”

“Actually, sir,” Temple added. “Technically, D+ is barely a passing mark. Not really evil but just a drain on society,”

“So you would rather do D+ results.”

“I didn’t say that.”

“D+ barely gets you in the front door of the Apocalypse. Do you Max?”

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Untitledskit

25 Nov untitled skit

  unlit bare stage 2 voices VOICE 1 (hollers) everything! VOICE 2 nothing VOICE 1 (yells louder) everything! VOICE 2 (speaking volume fading) nothing VOICE 1 (screaming jubilantly) everything! VOICE 2 (whispers) nothing VOICE 1 (earsplitting blare) everything! VOICE 2 (silent)

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5conversations

27 Oct 5 conversations

  conversation between god and the devil GOD i’m not perfect DEVIL how refreshing to hear GOD i learn from man’s mistakes the more daring their errors the more valuable to my wisdom DEVIL yes and i the same GOD but you reward man’s faults…

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thelottery

25 Oct The Lottery

“A Time Altering Machine? Is that like a time machine.”
“No.” he said annoyed. “And I’m offended by the inference.”
“Then what’s the difference?”
“A time machine is just a regular back and forth. Yawn. A time altering machine is much more exciting.”

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