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TheMinitour

13 Oct The Minitour

This is something that should be repeated every time upon waking from sleep. For treatment purposes. Anyway, most employers are now already familiar with Tourette Syndrome, a rare inherited neuropsychiatric condition that causes sufferers to express ‘tics’ in seemingly random fashion.

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Menageatrois

05 Oct Ménage à trois

  PAST arthritic decrepit elderly female wearing traditional black southern Mediterranean clothing long silver hair braid sits in stiff wooden chair PRESENT handsome athletic 21-year-old male soldier in tan uniform stands at ease FUTURE eye-catching 32-year-old female wearing spaghetti-strap dark slate gray slinky cocktail dress…

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exploringtheDepths

02 Oct Exploring the Depths

  Somebody twittered: “Bring fiancé to shop for wedding dress or leave him at home?” My immediate response was “Bring to shop. Who knows, maybe he’ll find something that fits better”. Of course, I should never have said that. Immediate responses such as these are…

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jailhouserock

27 Sep jailhouse rock

  2 condemned males serving life sentences in top-security prison inmates separated by wall and steel cell bars INMATE 1 (burps loud coarse voice) i have this fantasy of being a hunted outlaw taking my 3 guns and piece of shit Ford truck driving north…

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ScottyandTheLord

26 Sep Scotty and The Lord

  Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi, better known as Kid Cudi, recently attended  the 52nd Grammy Awards wearing what appeared to be a gold pyramid on his finger. To the unexpecting eye this would be nothing more than a flashy ring. To a conspiracy theorist this…

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25 Sep /^^\__/^\_^————————-

  Go and get whatever’s bin left behind, o-sorry was that just another al-qaeda schmoe? See how it relates when your mind’s just words and still have to deal with all the complaints about curses. Sick of dealing with my left-leper-eye, hoping for a pack…

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SmellingTelevision

24 Sep Smelling Television

  For years Hollywood had tried to produce tv and always ended up producing crap.  People knew it was only a matter of time before someone working with crap would eventually produce tv. It finally happened.

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Never Touch Mine Thighs

21 Sep Never Touch Mine Thighs

  From my Xanga, where I took on the role of Jean Claude Van-Damme, the greatest actor that ever lived…ever. —————————————————————————————————————————————- I let her touch me on the face, I let her touch me in that place,

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