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04 Aug The Annoying Dead

They were everywhere!  The dead had returned to life, filling the streets like the unemployed. Grotesque monsters banging into trashcans in the middle of the night, mowing lawns at six in the morning, tying up automated teller machines, talking in movie theaters, farting in elevators.

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27 Jul Need a Kiss

The Artful Dodger was somehow missing again today, after about a week, so Fagin said it was now time for me to go out and make us all a living. He gave me a big cardboard cutout, from an even bigger piece of cardboard that…

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15 Jul I Got Complexes

You’d think not being able to walk on a street without getting that feeling that you’re about to collapse, was bad enough. Now I can’t be seen by any human being without the suspicion, or perhaps the doubt that my dick will definitely fall off….

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14 Jul Overkillers – a comedy screenplay

Logline An over-educated gravedigger goes broke and starts up a new business – a very expensive suicide prevention hotline, causing many deaths. Synopsis Lenny is an archeologist but works as a gravedigger. His workmate and bosom buddy, Freddie, studied medicine. These two sometimes behave as…

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11 Jul Edible Assault

The bar was full as usual at The Corral on a Saturday night, but it was super packed tonight since it was “ladies get in free” night. Dorinda was at her station, slinging beer and vodka all over the place. She loved it, especially when…

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04 Jul Delinquents

So I began writing a story. In it, I invented characters. I made them think things. I made them say things to one another. I made them do things and interact with one another. I created them. I controlled them. Sometimes I killed them. Sometimes…

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24 Jun That Damn Diner

I’d written hundreds of short stories and hundreds of poems, but only ever read them aloud to myself and the everyday ham sandwich sitting in front of me that I was eventually going to eat. It was like that for years until the norm got…

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