Dont Mess With Femi!

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This man was as strong as Heman

This man was as strong as Heman

I was 19, and doing what I always did. I went out to Main Street with T-bone. T-bone brought a few of his friends that night to. The goal, SCORE! That was always the Main Street goal. First a few of us put some high quality pop-off into a few 20 oz bottles of Mountain dew and started walking.

The taste of Mountain Dew was quite minimal, due to T-bone wanting to get so plastered he couldn’t walk. Well of course, we ended up in our favorite hot spot at the end of the night, ‘The Diner.’ and of course none of us scored! Feeling down, we ordered some Grubb-age and hoped for a miracle. (more…)

The Dad and the Boy Part 2

How the story ends

How the story ends

I arrive back home at around 4:30am, and I can’t just waltz through the front door. Surely, my father will hear the door open. Luckily, there is a window to a room downstairs to a vacant room. I open it and now I’m downstairs. By where the computer used to be, there are couches, which I lay on and pretend to be “asleep”. (more…)

The Dad and the Boy

And after he breaks it, you have to fix it and pretend it was never broken!

And after he breaks it, you have to fix it and pretend it was never broken!

When you get off of work, don’t you just want to go to your house and turn on the computer and suft the internet with the TV on? That’s what I wanted to do one particular evening, during the summer of ’04, but I didn’t have that privlidge. I turned on the computer, and I brought up AOL to find that it won’t connect to the Internet. (more…)

The White Glover

 

After this, you wont be able to look at him the same!

After this, you wont be able to look at him the same!

I used to spend a lot of time on the Internet, as a matter of fact I still do.  One particular evening, many years ago, I was talking to Frog Face.  That was the nickname she earned at work, for looking like a frog.  Her real name is definitely forgotten by this time.  Somewhere down the line, Frog face was able to acquire my AOL instant messenger screen name.  (more…)

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Tree Falling

Imagine this, without the wind!

Imagine this, without the wind!

So there I am again, walking down Main Street like I do every Saturday night, picking up college girls. I stop out side my boys house to pick him up, in order to make the possy stronger. The stronger and hotter the possy, the better chance you have at picking up the lady friends! Some would say “You need a hot possy to pick up hot pussy!” Am I wrong? (more…)

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