Most Recent Stories

• Pricks and Pones

  When the judge called for the defendant to be brought in, a curtain of gasps and whispers from both sides of the aisle preceded him. Detective Stoole turned to

• No one will force you b gunpoint to read fanfiction, just as no one will threaten to kill your lover to eat ice cream.

• What About Emilio?

  With his brother, Charlie (Carlos Irwin Estevez), receiving more press than the 5th largest earthquake on record, I can’t help but wonder: what’s up with Em

• Bluff

  Brian really, really hated strip poker.

• Don’t like it? Don’t be an idiot

  Humor is a wonderful tool for communication. It exaggerates, is mocks, it twists, and it is there for the enjoyment of both those who do and do not like a fa

• The Best Parts of the Lime Pickle

  “I can’t imagine what the world would have looked like,” said the child wistfully, “if I had never been in it.” “You can,

• Pigs at a Bar

  Isma’il sat down at the bar. A man behind the bar approached him. The bartender seemed slightly frightened by Isma’il for reasons he could not expla

• The river

  The river was thick with silt that day; Truly muddy waters. The air was clean and the trees were various shades of orange. Birds were singing a few of the seaso