Full-Grown Woman

 

I’ve a unique girlfriend. She is 10’3” tall. Giant! I’m a big guy, 6’4”, but she dwarfs me.

She is gorgeous, however, and I don’t think I could ever let her go. Only one exists like her in the world. We’ve been on news programs and late night talk shows several times. We’ve become sort of a celebrity couple. Continue reading

Blind Date

We have begun adding true stories to the website. For those of you who don’t want to write your story down, feel free to contact me and we can do a podcast telling your Crazy Story! You can reach me by email: Mymorningstory@gmail.com
or you can leave your story on a phone call to 302 – 468 MYMS.  And you can even sign up on the website, and get the crap involved!

This is a story by Fighting Monkey Pants, about him and a Girl. hope you enjoy it, as you can hear me laugh all the way through it.

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I Fucking Quit!

For years all I would ever do, is go to the diner. The diner was the best place at night, a place you can go and just get away, relax. One particular evening, me and my boy MCizzle, decided to go to our favorite diner. The diner was our favorite because we knew all the people that worked there. We would get free food and soda, almost every night we went.

You already know the story we go to diners when we fail at picking up girls earlier that evening. Continue reading

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