The Non Titled Entry

I had been thinking about the upcoming evening, and the festivities that it promised all day. As I stood at the copy machine watching the light slowly slide from one end to the other, I thought of all the cheerful children meandering from home to home like oh so many three foot tall vagabonds. I knew, deep within my heart that the rather “spooky” bowl I had surprised my wife with the day before would be brimming with various smile inspiring treats when I got home. The decorations had been hung for a few weeks; but the misses and I would be making quite the spectacle with our last minute preparations.

I had to stop at Home Depot after work; and as always felt rather odd parking my Prius amongst the many large, and somewhat mud covered, pickup trucks that loom so far overhead. I locked the doors and straightened my tie before entering the cavernous interior of the store. I was on a mission.

I said “Hello” to the greeter as he offered me a shopping cart and inquired as to weather I was in need of assistance. I assured him that I only needed a few things and would manage just fine on my own. We shared a smile before he gestured rather grandly for me to go and enjoy the glory that is Home Depot. I had to admit to myself that I did feel a bit like a kid in a candy store.

With the sun not even remotely threatening to set I knew I had plenty of time to stroll the isles. I stopped and inspected some of the ergonomically designed gardening equipment which is a hobby that always brings me great joy. I pondered buying a rather impressive trowel, but knew better than to be tempted by the seductive nature of it’s tapered handle. Dana, my wife, always has a rather pleasant grin on her face when she catches me admiring the instruments in question.

The wife and I have spent a lot of time haunting the isles of “The De-pot” , as we call it, over the years. Slowly, and with great care, we have been building our dream home one piece at a time. Every year a new project presents itself. As I passed the isles, and the array of items they contain, memories flooded my mind: the picket fence of 1999, the water heater of 2001, the debacle that was our roof that lasted for the following 6 years.

I had to eventually stop amusing myself with silly products and get down to business. First step: locate the duct tape. No home is complete without a full roll of duct tape. The next item, which was conveniently located right next to the duct tape, was a classic orange extension cord. Finally, I took the long stroll down to the lumber department.

The thirty some odd departments between the plywood and I gave me plenty of time to day dream. I just couldn’t wait to get home and finish our presentation for the kids. Dana and I were more than giddy with our grandiose plans for the evening. I knew for a fact that our display would be the absolute best in the neighborhood.

When the car was sufficiently wedged into the garage next to Dana’s mini van I shimmied out of the car; grabbed a hammer, and got to work. With the sun now starting on its final descent I set about nailing a few two by fours to the now naked maple that covers the majority of the lawn. With my preparations completed I stepped inside to see my love.

As she clutched me in one of the warmest embraces that any man has ever known the box cutter that I had lifted from work earlier that day slid slowly up her thigh and permanently relieved her femoral artery of it’s duties. I could tell she felt the liquid warmth flowing down her leg from the look in her eyes. She took a few, small and staggering steps backwards, holding her hands at waist level in dismay. The blood was flowing quickly from under her sun dress.

All she could do was ask “Why?”

I grinned in the soft glow of my kitchen and replied: “This will be the best Halloween ever my dear.”

That was when her legs gave way and her head bounced off of the butcher block we had bought last spring. She was just looking at me from the floor I had installed in utter dismay. It was now time to say hello to my first born child.

Getting through the flesh of her belly with the box cutter was a bit tougher than I had expected. I eventually had to head back to the garage and fetch that claw hammer for a bit of extra leverage. It was a minor operation, lasting only a few minutes; but there she was, my tiny, palm sized, daughter. She of coarse would never know the impression she was about to make.

I didn’t cut the cord; and left the hammer half in Dana’s mid section for effect. When I finally got the air compressor running I dragged the two of them into the front yard. The nail gun did a great job of tacking her hands to the two by fours but needed a great many more nails than I had expected. She was kind of slumping as opposed to the crucifixion pose I was hoping for. Again I had to head back into the garage.

I had to rummage around a bit but I found a few left over gutter nails from the roofing fiasco. I had to dig my hammer back out, which left the little one dangling at about knee level, before I could drive a few spikes into each of her shoulders. I stood back to admire my work and was wholly satisfied. With a little stool from the parlor, and the festive bowl from the day prior, the scene was complete. I retired to the porch with a cigar to wait for the children to arrive… clutching a box cutter.

 

 

Sorry guys. Ran out of time. I am moving yet again. You’ll just have to deal with the short version.

Ghostly Halloween

On a cold, brisk night pumpkin lanterns lay all around to light my way home.  Everywhere I look spider webs hang on the trees and houses.  Several houses display fake cemeteries set up in the front yards.  My whole town easily knows Halloween is just around the corner.

Why is Halloween so big?  Well, it’s time of the year to dress up and be spooky, or for me, it’s the time of the year when everyone else is more like me.  Halloween is my favorite holiday.  Nature is dying off all around me.  The sun hides away more, and the weather starts to cool down.  What is the best part of Halloween? I have to say the free treats.  For some, it’s scaring other people.

Anyways, here is my story about my most unusual Halloween ever.  I saw a real ghost, or at least I think I did!

Two days before Halloween, back when I was 13, I wanted to do some writing.  Cemeteries gave me inspiration to write, so I went to my usual spot at one close by.  I decided to roam the cemetery and found a unique area with older tombstones.  While I explored, I saw one tombstone that caught my attention.  I looked at it closely and noticed it had a birth date but no death date.  It intrigued me even more.  The name looked odd on the tombstone, Jack Livingston.

After I saw the tombstone, I had the urge to go to the library and do some research on it.  Quickly, I made my way through my small town.  Few vehicles slowed me down as I made my way to the small library.

I searched the computer and the library archives and could not seem to find anything about him. Jack’s tombstone said he was born in 1884.  I refused to give up but passed an article about my house’s rebuilding and researched further on my house. Finally, I discovered Jack lived on my street and in my house. With more studying, I found out my house burnt down on October 31, 1939, and was rebuilt to look the same. No one knew why it burnt down.  The article mentioned a man named Martin Sparlon spoke to the reporters.  “It seemed to have just gone up in flames.”

“Why did my house burn back then and how?”  I wondered.  “Also, what happened years ago?”

I decided to go to the scene of the crime – my house.  Maybe something is somewhere around where my house sits. Only a few children played in the yards and even less ran down the sidewalks. As I walked home, I saw a man walking out of my back yard.  A black, top hat covered his face and I could not see it.  His suit coat blew in the wind, as he seemed to disappear down the sidewalk.

I quickly walked through my front door and right away asked my mom, “Who was in our back yard?”

She told me, “no one.”

I was shocked.  Who did I see?  I ran upstairs to my room, which looked over our back yard.  As soon as I glanced out my window, I saw an old envelope lying in the middle of our yard.  Right away, I ran to our back yard, but as soon as I got there the envelope was gone.   I decided to dig where I saw the envelope.

It took about two hours of digging to finally find something, a box. I pulled the box up and opened it.  It was filled with letters and some small items.  I opened the letter that had “Goodbye” written in red on it.

My Dear Elizabeth,

I’m sorry it has come to this, but we can never see each other again. Someone has found out the truth, and I wish to keep you safe.  I’m sorry for saying this in a letter and not to your face.  Please, forgive me.

Love always,

Jack

“Cool, who is Elizabeth?  Finally, a real mystery to solve.”  I said out loud.

I looked on the back of the letter and saw a date, October 31, 1939. My grandma was born that year, and her name is Marcy.  My mom’s name is Suzy.  All the females in my family have their 1st name end in a y. Even my great grandma’s name is Lizzy.

I read more of the letters. One of the letters he wrote, “It’s too late for me. They are coming for me, so don’t come back.  I will always love you, even when I’m dead.”

After I went through the box a bit more, I found a locket, and it would not open.  I tried with all my might, but it just would not budge.  I went back in the house holding the box and took it to my room.

“Dinner,” My mom screamed.

“Coming,” I said back.

I put the locket around my neck, laid the box on my bed and ran down stairs.

“Mmm, what’s for dinner?” I asked my mom as I sat down in my seat.

Only 2 sets of plates were around the dinner table. Why?  Well, it’s just my mom and me. My Dad left when I was 3.  Well, left is what my mom said, but he died in a car crash.  To this day, I still don’t know why she lied to me about that.  But I let it go.

“Pot pie,” Mom said as she laid the pot down on the table.

“Looks good I cant…” Mom cut my off.

“Kathy, where did you find that locket that’s around your neck?”  Mom asked surprised.

“Outside, why?”  I answered confused

“That is Grandma’s missing locket.”  Mom informed me.

“This is great grandma Lizzy’s locket! How?”  I asked.

Then mom told me the whole story.  “Back when Lizzy wore it she hung around and helped out an old man named Jack. When Lizzy turned 18, Jack and her fell in love.  Then Jack vanished not too long after Lizzy found out she was pregnant with Marcy.”

I started to put everything together in my mind. “My great grandmother, Lizzy, or should I say Elizabeth, never knew why Jack left, but I did.   He was 55, and Elizabeth was 18.  Jack felt the townspeople were plotting against him, and some of the people started a rumor that he raped her.  The town did not know Elizabeth loved Jack, and Jack loved Elizabeth.  From the way all the letters read there was no way out, so I think the town burnt him down in this house. No one knew if Jack definitely died.”

I tuned back in to my mother. “In 1944, Lizzy bought this house and never told my mom why or me no matter how many times she asked.”

I thought, “I know it was the place my great grandma truly loved because Jack lived here”

I told my mom about everything I discovered that day.  After showing her the contents of the box and reading through some of the letters, we both decided we should show Elizabeth.

On the drive I asked Mom, “Why do we always call her Lizzy?”

“I never really knew.  That is just what she always wanted people to call her.”  Mom explained.

“Maybe it is because she wanted to leave the past behind.” I assumed.

“That makes a lot of sense.” Mom agreed.

We arrived at Elizabeth’s retirement home and parked near the doors. We walked up to her room on the bottom floor.  Doors lined the walls.  It reminded me of a hotel.  After knocking, we entered the room and found her lying down looking like she was daydreaming.

“Hi, I have something for you.”  I announced our presence.

Mom stood behind me as I walked up to her and handed her the box of letters.  I stood there and watched her in silence as she read all of the letters.  We watched sadness and happiness in her face.  When she finished, she looked happier than I had ever seen her. Why?  I thought it was because for a long time Elizabeth never knew why Jack vanished.  At least now she knew what happened to him.

After she put all the letters back in the box, Elizabeth asked me, “How and why did I find the box?”

I said, “I think Jack guided me. He wanted you to know the truth.”

We stayed and talked with her a while longer.  After telling us she was getting tired, she lay back in her bed and peacefully passed away. She was finally at peace. I saw her walk off with the same man from my yard, and he mouthed, “thank you”.  Jack wanted Elizabeth to know before it was too late.

Pumpkin F*cked

            Curbita, or Bita, as most people called her, had a father that was a Chilean farmer, and a mother that was a pumpkin.  Yes, A PUMPKIN.  The orange things that my family enjoys defacing every week before Halloween.

In most cases, the seed of a man and the inner workings of a pumpkin, were never meant to produce offspring.  But in Bita’s case, this impossible had become possible, since her father’s unnatural romance had been the magic the pumpkin needed to bear him his only child.  The pumpkin, Bita’s mother, exploded immediately after delivering Bita to the world.  Her father wept for hours, as he ate what was left of his first true love.

 

I was on my back now, wondering what this girl would do to me next.  We were in an abandoned barn by the woods, a place she had lead me to right after the Halloween dance at school.  Her curly green vines of hair tickled my bare chest as she dry humped me, her hard orange shelled skin pressing against my open fly.

She stopped, then asked me, “Do you like this?”

I hesitated before replying, “Yeah, yeah, I like it.”
“You’re lying!”

“I’m not!  I’m not!”

“Then why aren’t you moaning?”

“I don’t know…is that what I’m supposed to do?”

“Duh!  Maybe this’ll help.”

She quickly took off her purple rubber clamshell bra; she had dressed up as a mermaid for the dance.   Two pomegranate-sized mini-pumpkins were there, but where the stems would be, were green, fuzzy nipples.

She took my hands, and rubbed them on her green teats.  They felt like crushed velvet.  I let out a barely audible moan.

“Take off your costume,” she said, before getting off of me.  She stood a foot away, watching me anxiously tear off my SpongeBob costume.  As I threw off the yellow foam covered box I’d made, I wondered why at my age, seventeen, that I thought it was such a good idea to make something better suited for someone who hadn’t already hit puberty.

Bita walked up to me, completely unclothed; she had tossed the mermaid tail on the far side of the barn while I was working up a sweat trying to get that damned yellow box off of me.

She had curly green pubes that matched her hair, except they weren’t as loose.  If no one knew any better, they may have thought that Bita was growing her own version of a Chia Pet.  Her smooth and slim orange-shelled body looked amazing against the slivers of moonlight shining through the cracks of the old barn.  All of her head vines hung past her shoulders, cascading over her mini-pumpkin breasts.  She gazed at me with hungry yellow eyes, her red painted lips pouted, and head tilted to the right.  It was amazing how gorgeous she looked with that pumpkin head and figure of hers.  Never in a million years would I have imagined that a fruit could look so good.

She climbed back on me, and lowered her body onto my naked one, which was damp with sweat.  She lifted her head, and looked into my inky eyes.  Even though I’m not a pumpkin person, I am my own oddity: a human guy with black eyes; my irises and pupils are indistinguishable.

She kissed my lips gently, then slipped her tongue inside my mouth.  I jabbed mine at hers, and they sparred for a moment, until I felt a cool hand cup my testicles. The hand gently massaged them, then moved on to my massive erection.  As Bita kissed and stroked me, I couldn’t help but moan, and think about how this couldn’t get any better, until she sat up, and inserted me inside of her warm flesh.  We both sighed as our bodies connected, my penis enveloped by her warm, sweet pulp.

She rode me for a while, then I positioned her doggy style, pulling her rounded orange bottom towards my belly.  She screamed, a lot.  I guess it was her first time too.

I came after about a minute, and I felt embarrassed.  I had hoped losing my virginity would’ve lasted longer, but I guess you shouldn’t expect to be a stud right off the bat.  Bita looked a little disappointed, but she lay there next to me, looking into my night eyes, as if to ask me, “Is that it?”

After a few seconds of cuddling, I said, ”Sorry.”

Bita looked confused, “For what?”

“For not…holding out.”

She chuckled, which confused me, and made me a little angry.

She stopped laughing long enough to notice the frown on my face.

“Hey!  Chill.  I know how you can make it up to me.”

My face perked up a bit. “How?”

“You like apple pie?”

“Yeah?”

“My pumpkin pie is better.  Taste it,” she said, after spreading her legs, and exposing her greenery.

I looked at her vaginal vines, then at her moonlit face, and inched my way downward.  I’d never performed oral sex on anyone, and I was nervous about trying it.

Bita whispered, “Go ahead, it won’t bite.”

I closed my eyes, and darted my tongue inside the orange crevice of a foreign territory.

 

The next morning, I woke up in the barn.  The early sunrays stung my eyes into awakening.  I looked on each side of myself, then stood up and searched the barn, but only saw pieces of the discarded mermaid ensemble Bita wore the night before.  No way she walked home naked.  Did she?

I dug through the hay, hoping to find a note, anything that might’ve told me why she left without telling me.

As I uncovered the hay, trying to ignore the agony of having a swollen belly, I noticed bits of pumpkin everywhere.  I felt something fall off of my face into the hay–a pumpkin seed.  I wiped my mouth, and more pumpkin seeds hit the hay.

 

I guess I really do enjoy the taste of pumpkin.

 

A promise is forever

“Trick r’ treat Mrs. Summers,” the little boy said, Autumn unsure of who exactly it was, the mask hiding the child’s face and muffling his voice. A hideous mask, a Cyclops monster, the little one-eyed creature held out their plastic Jack-O’-Lantern bucket expecting candy.
“And just who is that hiding behind such a scary mask?” Autumn asked, giving her evening’s first trick-r’-treater a heartwarming smile. She knew it had to be one of her students, just which one. Getting a hearty handful of candy from the large, purple plastic bowl resting on her lap, she dropped the candy in, knowing that would make any child happy, though she knew she gave such a hearty amount since it was one of her students.
“It’s me,” the child said as they lifted their mask, revealing it to be Tommy Clare, one of her favorite students. Not the brightest, but the boy had been raised right. Well mannered and attentive, he made up in young character what he lacked in academics. “And thank you Mrs. Summers.” Pulling his mask back down, the boy told her happy Halloween and made his way back to the sidewalk and down to the next house.
The trick-r-treaters were starting early that year, but it was still slow, still a little too early in the evening, which was just alright for Autumn. Taking a sip from her beer, the Busch light she was hiding behind her back so kid’s coming up for candy wouldn’t see, she checked her phone, which she knew was pointless, the Iphone having died no more than ten minutes earlier. Looking to the baby monitor next to her, her baby girl April was still fast asleep.
Autumn Summers had lived in Cleveland, Ohio her entire life. She loved the city. Not the sports teams. She knew nothing about sports. No, it was the city itself. The people. It was why she had become a teacher. She loved the city’s people, but more so she loved children. Seeing the kid’s play on the playgrounds, hearing them laugh. And how smart they could be; she found herself everyday in some way astounded by something one her students would say or do.
A third grade teacher, she was also a happy mother, her baby girl April having been in her life for almost seven months. Her daughter asleep, Autumn had mixed feelings about Halloween, but that wasn’t going to stop her from handing out candy to all the children that wanted it.
After thirty more minutes, more and more kids and parents had begun to fill the street, all different kinds of costumes, most making their way up to her house where she sat on her front steps, letting the children reach in and take whatever pieces of candy she had to offer. Some like Tommy would address by her name, Mrs. Summers, and every time one would, just like when they did in the classroom, it made her swallow hard, forcing her fight back her tears.
Eight months had passed since the funeral, and even after eight months it wasn’t easy. Smiling to each and every kid, she wasn’t going to break down, not on her front porch, not in front of all the trick-r’-treaters. Ryan wouldn’t have wanted that. Halloween had been their night, and he would have wanted her to enjoy it she convinced herself.
“Happy Halloween Autumn,” Mr. Wilson said, bringing his two daughters up to the house so they too could get candy from Autumn’s candy bowl. Mr. Wilson lived down the street with his wife and twin daughters, Tara and Brittney. The girls dressed in cowgirls, the costumes were practically identical, except for the colors, Tara mostly in pink, Brittney mostly in aqua blue. Mr. Wilson, waiting as his daughters got their candies, looked Autumn over. While he was married and she was widowed, he couldn’t help but admire the young woman, him like most other men finding her very attractive.
Only twenty six, her skin was flawless, a natural tan only complimented by her auburn hair and chestnut eyes. When she’d fully smile, she’d smile so wide her eyes would squint, which was her cutest feature. Dressed in a burnt orange turtleneck, she was wearing a brown and lighter orange striped scarf. Autumn had a weakness for scarves, her bed and closet littered with too many to count. Her hair shoulder length, she always wore it down, more often than not her bangs falling down into her face, her ever the casually brushing her hair away, and more often than not another boy or man would notice it and fall in love with her that moment.
But for Autumn Summer’s only one man and one man only had ever won her heart. The father of her child, her late husband, and the man she loved more so than she could ever love another, Ryan Summer’s had met Autumn on that night itself, Halloween, four years prior.
She’d been at a party, dragged there by her friend Katie. Not really one for parties, she had half-assed her costume, putting on a cat-ear head band and mascara whiskers upon her face. Katie had wanted Autumn to dress a little more, as Katie had put it, “sluttier”, Katie’s intentions being that of finding Autumn a boy-toy for the All Hallows evening, though Autumn wasn’t to delighted at the thought of hooking up with a stranger. Having turned down wearing the Playboy Bunny outfit that Katie had wanted Autumn to wear “oh so badly”, Autumn was content with her half-assed kitten costume.
Having stood alone at the back of the party most of the night, Katie talking to one boy or another, and a few guys having tried their moves on Autumn, she just turned them all down as politely as she could and sipped at her red plastic cup of beer, the smile on her face never once vanishing. Though she wasn’t the party type girl, she was still enjoying herself, seeing all the other’s having fun. The music wasn’t terrible either.
“These things are always such a drag.” Another guy seeing if he was lucky enough to win over the lonesome “kitten” of the party. Tall, dressed in a half-assed werewolf costume, with a dog eared head band on his head, a leather jacket with a fabric dog tail safety pinned to his jeans, Autumn did think he was cute, but she was most likely gonna turn him down like she had the others that had tried earlier.
“Got that right,” she said, joining into the idle conversation.
“So how do you get an elephant into a safeway bag?” the question the boy asked leaving Autumn perplexed. She looked puzzling at cute boy, his face serious, or as serious as he could keep it. Unsure if she heard him correctly, she just stared at him till he repeated himself. “How do you get an elephant into a safeway bag?”
“How?” Autumn asked, not sure what the safeway bag was, but curious as to what the cute werewolf was going with his strange, very strange question.
“Well. It’s quite simple my little party kitten. You just remove the letter ‘s’ from the word ‘way’. And the letter ‘f’ from the word ‘way’. That simple.” Taking a sip from his own red plastic cup, the cute werewolf gave a warm grin as the obvious bewilderment on Autumn’s face became more and more obvious.
“What?” Autumn insanely confused by the solution the cute werewolf had just given her to his strange, random question. “There’s no ‘F’ in way.” As soon as she said the sentence, as soon as she heard the words exit her lips, she couldn’t help but laugh.
“Oh, but there is an F’in way,” the cute werewolf retorted, joining into the laughter with her, a boy across from the two seeing their shared laugh, irritated that the cute kitten girl had turned him away, instead falling for Ryan’s stupid elephant in a safeway bag joke. “I’m Ryan” the boy said, extending his hand for a handshake.
“Autumn Christmas,” Autumn said, taking her hand in his, his grip strong, but not too tight. In fact, as she held his hand, she felt butterflies begin to flutter in her tummy. “And that’s not a joke. That’s my real name. My parents have a strange sense of humor.”
“Well Autumn Christmas, in a strange turn of events, my last name just so happens to be Summers. Quite the kawinkydink if I may so myself.” Knowing he should let go of her hand, he, just like her had butterflies, something he’d never felt before, at least not from a handshake.
“Summers, huh?” Autumn took another sip of her beer. “Wouldn’t it be funny if we got married. Then my name would be Autumn Summers.” Rambling on, her normally adherent and logical thinking was somewhat hindered by the beer she was sipping at, and the uniqueness the cute werewolf had from all the other boys at the party. “Oh god! I just met you. I mean, I just found out your name, and I’m already going on about getting married. Oh god. Yeah, you can walk away with that ‘yep that chick was psycho’ look on your face and I’ll completely understand. It’s just that I’m slightly tipsy, and you are REALLY cute, and…”
Silenced when Ryan put a finger to her lips, he was quick to pull it away and take a sip from his cup, then give a warm smile. He found himself more attracted to this Autumn Christmas than he had any other girl. At these parties, he, just like his friends would see how many girls they could hook up with. And while that had been his plan when he had begun conversation with Autumn, that was long since abandoned, the butterflies in his gut making him think with the head on his shoulders, not the one in his jeans.
“You seem like you can hold a stimulating conversation. You want to get out of here? And I mean that in a ‘I-find-you-funny-and-cute-and-think-it-would-nice-to-get-out-of-here-and-get-to-know-you-better-not-a-get-you-alone-to-see-what-kinda-panties-you-are-wearing-though-I-wouldn’t-mind-knowing’ kinda way. A nerdy smile on his lips, Autumn couldn’t help but laugh and nod, agreeing to get out of there with this Ryan Summers.
Looking for Katie, the girl was nowhere in sight, most likely a “victim” to one of the other guys, just another number for the boy’s ego, not that Katie minded any. Knowing she would have to tell Katie all about Ryan the next day, she was more worried about what was going to happen, what story she was going to tell her friend.
Following Ryan through the crowd to the door, she took one last sip on her beer before she set it down, Ryan doing the same and opening the door, motioning for her to make her exit first.
“Such the gentleman.” Leaning in close, she could smell his cologne, and the fact that he smelled so good was just another reason she found him so very, very attractive. Feeling a little uninhibited, most likely from the few sips of beer she’d had (Autumn was a light weight when it came to drinking), she thought she could reward Ryan with just a tidbit of information. “And by the way, they are Pink, with frilly white trim, and these little red hearts on the cheeks.” Planting a kiss on his cheek, she pulled away with the biggest grin upon her lips, unbelieving what she had just said, but rather proud that she had, leaving Ryan to realize what he’d just been filled in on.
And when it occurred to him what she had just told him, he was quick to catch up to her, just as big a grin on his face, and his eyes wide as he pictured those panties on his “kitten”.

That night, the two had gone for a long walk, eventually Ryan giving Autumn his jacket, her loving the gesture, and the two walking and talking for hours. She told him about how she was so close of becoming a teacher, her dream. Explained what the ring she wore on a chain around her neck was.
“It had been my grandpa’s wedding band. He was my favorite person in the world, and when he died, my grandmother gave me the ring. It’s like my lucky charm.”
“Does it work?” Ryan asked, his hands in his pockets, and the goosebumps on his arms going away. He was freezing, but he wasn’t going to ask for his jacket back.
When the conversation turned to him talking, he told her about his parent’s divorce, how his little brother was a flute prodigy, and how in a week from that night, Ryan would be leaving for basic training in the Army. A military police job awaiting him, she seemed sad till he told her he was just a reservist, which made her feel a little better, but not the much.
At the end of that night, she exchanged number’s and shared a long, passionate kiss before parting ways. The next day Autumn had been the one to text him first. They met for lunch. Then dinner. And they saw each other every day till he left. And even then she wrote him a letter every day, well, at least one letter every day.
She went and seen him when he graduated basic training, meeting his parents and little brother. They talked on the phone every chance they could when he was in AIT. And when he finally came home, they were inseparable.
The next Halloween, a year after they had met, Ryan proposed, to which Autumn accepted and the two were married a week later, the two too impatient to wait. Giggling like a school girl when it was finally done, she loved her new name.
“Autumn Summers,” she would say over and over again to herself. “Mrs. Autumn Summers.”

The last pieces of candy taken by Optimus Prime, Autumn wished the child a happy Halloween and got up to retrieve more candy, a few more bags sitting right inside the house by the front door. Grabbing her beer as she stood, she paused to listen to the baby monitor, April still fast asleep. Taking a long gulp of her beer, Autumn had a foot inside the front door when she was stopped in her tracks, her heart skipping a beat when she heard what she heard.
“Knights in white satin, never reaching the end. Letter’s I’ve written, never meaning to send.” It was Ryan’s ringtone. Coming from her phone. Her Iphone that was dead. Dropping the candy bowl, dropping the beer bottle, she turned slowly, tears welling in her eyes and she looked down upon the phone, the screen black, but the song playing. “Beauty I’d always missed with these eyes before, Just what the truth is, I can’t say anymore.”
Knights in White Satin by the Moody Blues. Both Ryan and Autumn had had a love for seventies psychedelic music. And that song, it was Ryan’s favorite. In her phone, that song was his, and only his tone. Not that it mattered. Her phone was dead. There was no way it could be playing. No way, she thought.
Moving back to the steps, falling to her knees, tears running free from her eyes, she just looked at her phone, stared at it. It was impossible, was all her thoughts were. Impossible for her dead Iphone to be playing that song. Her husband was dead, like the phone. Just a month before their daughter had been born, he had been killed in a roadside bomb. Breathing hard, Autumn was scared, shaking her head as she clenched her eyes shut tight, just wanting the phone to shut up, but too afraid to touch it.
Reaching for her necklace, it was the first time since Ryan’s death she had done so, but her neck was bare, her grandfather’s ring absent from where it had hung for years. Before each of Ryan’s deployment’s she’d given it to him, making him promise to bring it back. She’d always believed the ring to be lucky, hoping it’s luck would keep her husband safe, bring him back to her. But apparently it wasn’t lucky enough.
Feeling her heart beating, thudding in her chest, the Iphone silenced as she was startled by another, a young child at the foot of her steps.
“Mrs. Summers,” the child had spoken, spooking Autumn, making her squeal and jump a bit. The little boy, Steven Price, another of her students, was dressed as a pirate, and standing there, he had an apologetic look upon his face, not meaning to startle his teacher.
“Steven. Yes, Steven,” she said, wiping her tears away, trying to remain calm. Giving the Iphone one last look, she wasn’t sure if she had been imagining the song playing, or if it really had been heard.
“Here,” Steven said, holding out an envelope. “The soldier man across the street wanted me to give this to you.” Autumn, reaching to take the envelope, looked across the street but only saw kids walking back and forth, no soldier. Taking the envelope, Autumn read the words written upon it as Steven just walked away, turning to move on to the next house for more candy.
A promise is forever. The words written on the envelope. Crying harder, Autumn recognized the handwriting. It was impossible for her not to. It was Ryan’s. Running fingers over the letters, it was impossible. Just like her dead phone ringing, it was impossible. Opening it, there was a letter within, but there was something else as well.
Pulling the letter free, Autumn turned the envelope over, and falling free, much to her shock, was her grandfather’s ring, still on the chain. Her breath caught in her throat, Autumn sobbed heavily. Large tears forming from her chestnut eyes, they ran slowly down her cheeks, meeting at her chin, coming together to fall, the large tear drop hitting the ring itself upon her lap.
Looking up again, there was still no solider across the street. Part of her wanted to see her husband standing there, while the rest of her wasn’t sure what to think. What was happening? She did believe in ghosts, but she never thought something like this would ever happen to her. Where she thought her grandfather’s ring had been lost when the bomb killed her husband, there it was on her lap. And still unread in her hand was a letter, Autumn afraid to open. Afraid to read what was written.
One more look up, still nothing to shock and awe her, just trick-r-treaters walking back and forth, she slowly opened the letter, her eyes closed the whole time, Autumn taking a deep breath before beginning to read.
Kitten.
I didn’t mean to scare you with the phone. Didn’t think you’d answer, but hey, a guy can hope, right? This is all so hard to believe, I know. But, a promise is a promise, and I promised to bring back that ring.
I miss you. And April. I watch you both, make sure you’re safe. You smile in your sleep still. And talk in your sleep. Incoherent gibberish.

Autumn laughed. It was definitely her husband’s hand that had written this letter. Even after death, he was still able to find a laugh in anything. Smiling so big her eyes squinted, forcing a few more tears from her eyes, she continued reading.

I’m sorry I can’t come home. I really am. I miss your kisses. I miss your touch. I miss you. I wish I could hold our baby girl, which April is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever laid my eyes upon. She gets that from you. And I bet she gets that weird star thing you can do with your tongue from you too.
Anyhoo, I’m always here with you Autumn. Always watching you, keeping you and April safe. So, I did come home, I’m just not going to ever clean out the garage for you babe.
And if you are thinking, there is no way your husband is a ghost, or your guardian angel, there is an “F’in” way.
I love you Autumn Summers.
P.s. Look up.

Doing as the letter said, Autumn looked up to finally see him, Ryan, standing there across the street from their home. Dressed in his service dress uniform, his hands were in his pockets and he was smiling. Looking at him, he looked handsome, but it was obvious that there was something otherworldly about him. Unnaturally bright, it was like someone had turned up the contrast on her husband.
Going to stand, going to run to him, he shook his head, not wanting her to be disappointed. She couldn’t hold him. Couldn’t kiss him. It was taking a lot of energy to just be seen by her. No one else could see him, and that was a helluva trick that took him quite a while to learn, him having practiced it on the old couple that lived down the street. The one’s that had always given him weird looks when he had been living.
Pulling his right hand free from his pocket, he placed his right index finger to his nose, and like it was a button, his tongue slid out through his lips and smile. Autumn laughing, she did the same. That had been there “thing”, doing that to one other whenever they were at gatherings, parties, too far away from each other to talk, but still wanting to be silly and showed they loved each other. His hand falling back to his side, Ryan mouthed that he loved her, a shiny tear falling from his eye.
“I love you too,” Autumn whispered, watching as he disappeared in a bright flash. Sitting there, holding her letter, more tears ran from her eyes, but these were tears of happiness. Putting the necklace around her neck, she felt a brush on her cheek, a familiar feeling, like Ryan’s fingers brushing her cheek, brushing her hair away from her face.
Taking a deep breath, sighing deeply, Autumn was happy. Watching kids walk by, laughing, some already digging into their candy bowls, Autumn heard something that didn’t scare her at all. Coming from the baby monitor, she heard Ryan, and focusing on his voice, she had missed it so.
“I love you baby girl,” Ryan said, talking to his sleeping daughter, the baby monitor picking it up, Autumn sitting, an audience to a ghost father’s love. “Daddy’s here. Daddy’s always gonna be here.”
Knowing her husband was there, knowing he was her husband forever, well after death did its part, Autumn knew she loved him just as much then as when he was alive. The amount of effort he had to have gone through to return the necklace, the write the letter, she felt that she had to return the favor. And she knew just how. Gathering the baby monitor and her phone, she would clean the beer and broken glass later. She had a pair of pink panties with white frilly trim to find. Her husband was going to get a show that night.

A “Are you seriously Serious?” kinda Halloween

“Show yourself mother fucker!!” Kurtis yelled, his knuckles white from gripping the wood axe tightly, the blood from the wound on his forehead running down his face, around his right eye, gathering in his goatee. His letterman ruined, his own blood staining it, he was pissed. More pissed that his head had been slammed off a corner of a kitchen cabinet, but his ruined letterman was coming in close second.
“Maybe we should, you know, try to get out of here,” Jayme whispered, her arms shaking from holding the shotgun. Firing the two rounds she had fired had rocked her body. She had never fired a gun before, and wasn’t in the least bit expecting the kick from the weapon. The only reason it hadn’t floored her was the amount of adrenaline running through her body. Just like Kurtis’ letterman, her skimpy playboy bunny costume was ruined, but the blood covering it wasn’t her own. No, the blood covering her, from her bunny-ear-blond-haired head down to her three inch healed feet was the blood of her gutted friend Laurie, who had been cut from throat to gut, like a deer, the blood spraying like a terrible horror movie.
“The doors are locked. And the windows are shatterproof. We need to kill this fucker and, I don’t know, get the keys off him.” Liam had a headache. Staring through his glasses with the left lens missing gave him a headache, his eyes trying to fight with each other over focus, his brain being the victim. But more so his right leg hurt, the stab wound in his thigh making it almost impossible to stand. The belt he was using as a turniquette only slowed the bleeding, but not stopped it, his jeans warm and sticking to his leg, the pants soaked through with blood. Gripping the fire poker in one hand, he had to fight to keep his free hand from shaking, trying to seem as calm and brave as Kurtis.
The bodies that littered the home were classmates, some friends of the trio, more so Kurtis and Jayme, a very few Liam’s. In ten of the rooms, playing on the televisions in each of the rooms, a Halloween movie was playing, the second of the original series playing in the living room that the trio was in. Trapped in the home that had earlier been the scene of the biggest Halloween party that any of the teenagers had been too, it had quickly become a living nightmare, all but the three killed by a Michael Myers impersonator.
“Come on you fucking pussy!” Kurtis continued to taunt their enemy, their own Michael Myers. “Let’s finish this!” Taking his axe to the television, he smashed the screen, cutting short the “real” Myers’ massacre through the hospital.
“Yeah, you pussy,” Liam yelled, not going to let Kurtis be the sole hero in the situation. He knew it wasn’t the best time to try and one-up the school’s star quarterback, but Jayme had always been his crush, and in that instance, if they lived and he had been brave enough, maybe, just maybe she would see him for more than just the horror-movie/ indie-comic nerd that he was. “You look like a douchebag in that mask! IT WAS A WILLIAM SHATNER MASK TO BEGIN WITH YOU ASSHOLE!!!”
“Who,” Jayme began, stuttering from fear, “who is William Shatner?” she asked. Both Kurtis and Liam gave her quick glances wondering why the hell she would be asking a question like that at a time like that. If they both made it through the night, Liam was so going to fill her in on the ol’ Kirkmeister.
Hearing a scream from the upstairs, the trio was startled, all three jumping, Jayme having to force her own scream to stay in her throat and had been just two more millimeters away from pulling the trigger on the shotgun enough to let off another round. Thinking everyone was dead, they knew that someone else had been found by the killer, and that someone had been killed by said killer.
“He’s upstairs,” Liam said, slowing making his way to the door that led into the hallway that led to the staircase.
“No shit dipshit,” Kurtis said, giving the nerd a narrow-eyed glare.
“Be nice Kurtis,” Jayme said, the head cheerleader not believing that in their time of needing to pull together, her hot-headed boyfriend was still being a dick to one of the many kids he was so regularly a dick too. “Where are you going Lee?”
“It’s Liam,” he corrected his crush, not at all upset that she still didn’t know his name, “And if he’s upstairs, if we, I don’t know, corner him. I mean. The two, or three of us, should be able to take him. Right?”
“I shot him. With a shotgun.” Jayme said, her first round missing the killer, but her second shock after she quickly and somewhat knew what to expect from pulling the trigger hit the target.
“And I stabbed him with his own knife man. Then got him twice with the axe. And he’s still coming! So fuck that. We stay here. He’ll come to us, or fuck man, the cops should be on their way. They have to be.” The three took a moment to listen, hoping to hear approaching sirens, or even creaky footsteps from someone coming down the stairs. Instead only their heavy breathing was audible.
“Where do you think he is?” Liam began, and as the final words exited his mouth, he felt the sharp pain of the large kitchen knife enter his back, just as he heard the words “behind you!” exit the mouths of Kurtis and Jayme. The knife being pulled free, Liam was pushed aside, the killer done with him. For the time being.
“Who the fuck are you!?” Jayme said, waving the gun at the killer, wanting to know who had killed all her friends. Instead of pulling the trigger again, her shotgun pointed right on the masked murderer.
Kurtis raising the axe above his shoulder like a baseball bat, he ran at the copycat Michael Myers, anger painted on his face, the quarterback’s plan to decapitate the murderer, knowing he had the strength to do the job, if only he could connect….
Swinging the axe, the blade missed, the murderer ducking, lunging forward and up, digging his kitchen knife into Kurtis’ throat, the football star dropping the axe, reaching for the knife buried clean to the hilt in his neck. Pushing Kurtis off his knife with three fingers against the quarterback’s head, blood squirted from the wound, splattering the murderers jumpsuit.
Jayme, the last standing, seeing her boyfriend squirming on the ground, blood from his neck wound pooling around him as he gurgled and was dying, then a quick glance to the nerd that had been dressed as John Constantine, though she hadn’t know that. He was still alive, wide-eyed looking at the murderer, the knife having severed his spine, leaving his paralyzed.
Squeezing the trigger, there was no gunshot, only that oh-so-familiar click that said the gun was empty. Frantically squeezing again and again, nothing fired. Tears running from her eyes, mingling with her dead friends blood that was caked on her face, Jayme couldn’t help but keep on squeezing that trigger.
“So you want to know who I am, do ya?” the murderer finally spoke, having not said a single word throughout the entire night’s massacre. Letting the arm holding the knife fall to his side, his free hand moved to remove the mask. Pulling it free, the killer looked at the last remaining, standing person left from the party.
“Mike Meyers?” Jayme asked, in shock that the killer had been one of Kurtis’ best friends. “Why? Why would you do all this? Why would you kill all those people? Kurtis? Lee?”
“Liam,” Liam managed to say from the floor, correcting the girl again though she hadn’t really been paying attention to him, her focus more so on Mike.
“Why!? Why did I kill all you mother fuckers!? I’ll tell you bitch. Mike Myers!! Helluva name, right? I couldn’t have been named Frederick Krueger. Or Jason Vorhees, or even FUCKING CHUCKY THE LIVING MOTHER FUCKING MY BUDDY DOLL!! No, my parents just had to name me Michael. They had to give everyone a reason to connect me to those stupid fucking Halloween movies!! I mean, the third one didn’t even have anything to do with Michael Myers, but still, that one dumb fuck had to say to me, ‘season of the witch, man’. I gutted him with a big fucking smile on my face! Liam was right. It had been a William Shatner mask that was the face of that mother fucker. Michael mother fucking Myers!”
“You, you killed all those people because your name is Michael Meyers? Are you fucking crazy?!” Jayme couldn’t believe it. Yeah, she had made a Halloween movie reference joke to Mike here and there, but everyone did. They had all just been jokes. Just jokes.
“Am I crazy?” Mike laughed. Laughed so hard it made his stomach hurt. A great chuckle had had at that question. “Of course I’m fucking crazy you dumb blond bimbo!! I killed more than half our classmates at my Halloween party because they made jokes concerning my name. If that ain’t crazy, then what the fuck is these days baby?!”
“Go to hell Mike!” Jayme said, squeezing the trigger one last, knowing nothing would happen, but hoping something would.
“You first doll!” Mike, lifting the knife and running leaping at her, he was stopped in midair, the floor below him, the spot where he had been standing erupting in an explosion. Floorboards and splinters going everywhere, Kurtis’ body flying till his corpse collided with the wall, his blood splattering like a paintball impact.
From the explosion, the source of the sudden change in events, a giant tentacle, wrapping itself around Mike, wrapping like an anaconda would it’s prey. Slamming the murderer into the wall, the floor, the wall, then violently waving the crazed teenager through the air like a toddler would a rattle.
“What the fuck!!!” Mike yelled, hearing his bones snap from the squeezing, the sound mixing with Jayme’s screams as she backed up quickly to get away from the writhing, strange, giant tentacle that had just burst out from the basement. Slamming Mike against the floor one more time, it silenced the teen before pulling him through the whole, the tentacle and teen disappearing.
In shock, not sure what to think, Jayme dropped the shotgun, her eyes not leaving the gaping hole in the floor. Shaking all over, she slowly moved to sit on the floor, unsure of what to do next. Closing her eyes, tears still falling, streaks running down her cheeks, she sobbed quietly, opening her eyes just in time to see another tentacle make it’s entrance into the room through the hole.
Snapping her way in the blink of her baby blue eyes, the olive green tentacle wrapped itself around her ankle, pausing only for a brief two and three quarter seconds before dragging the girl across the floor to the hole, which would then lead to her most certain, most likely gruesome and slow demise.
Gripping for her life to the edge of the hole, fighting against the tentacle pulling at her leg, she looked with terror into Liam’s eyes, her eyes growing wider and wider with each passing millisecond.
“Lee!” she strained to say, her strength draining quickly, the tentacle willing the tug-o-war battle. “Lee! Help me!”
“I’m fucking paralyzed!” Liam yelled. “AND MY GOD DAMNED NAME IS LIAM YOU DUMB BLOND BIMBO!!!” His irritated yell distracting her and surprising her momentarily, it was enough for her to be pulled into the hole from his sight.
Laying there, unable to move, not sure if a tentacle was coming for him, Liam just closed his eyes and lay there, not wanting to know what his fate was going to be. His body numb all over, his eyelids growing heavy, he was just about asleep when another sound stirred him from his almost sleep.
Coming from the other side of the room, where Jayme had slid down to sit, her cell phone lay, ringing, having fallen out of her short, short, shorts just before the tentacle that had taken her had taken her. Ringing, the song blaring from the bedazzled phone told Liam one thing and one thing only. He was in hell. Unable to move, unable to answer the phone, he had to just lay there and listen. Listen to….
“Mmmmm boppp, doo dada mmmmm boppp.”
“Noooooo!!!!”

 

Halloween 2012 Story Contest: “Holiday Traditions”

“Now, you stay close to me,” Pa said. At the gate Pa started talking to this big fella. The fella had some sort of wheel made of stone. He ran it by pressing his foot on this pedal on the ground. He was big, way bigger than Pa. He had makeup on that made it look like he had cuts and blood on his face. Pa took out his knife and sharpened it on the stone that the big man was spinning around.

“C’mon, Willy,” Pa said. First thing we did was go toward the barn. In the barn a bunch of men stood around in a circle. Me and Pa went and stood around with the men. The barn’s ceiling was high. There was a hayloft but no hay up there. Another group of fellas was deeper in the barn, and they were all yelling.

 

Two young black boys walked up, then a mustached man, bigger than Pa but not as big as the fella with the wheel. He said something to the boys and they went and stood behind us. I didn’t see no other kids. The mustached man walked into the circle. Fellas started hollering. Some fellas waved money in the air. I heard the mustached man yell, and Pa yelled; but I couldn’t understand what anybody was saying, other than a number got yelled out here and there. I couldn’t see good cause I was shorter than everybody. I tugged on Pa.He grabbed my collar and moved us closer.

 

Two fellas took chickens out of cages. They had cowboy hats. The fella with the brown hat had a chicken with a black head and brownish-red feathers. The fella with the black hat had a chicken with a red head and white feathers. They walked toward each other and put the chickens up next to each other. The birds started biting and squawking.

 

Everyone yelled numbers and yelled black or red. Then the fellas let them chickens go. I was getting bumped around. I held Pa’s arm real tight with both hands.

 

Them chickens started fighting, and, I mean, I couldn’t believe it. Pa had said we was going to a cockfight for Halloween, but I really didn’t know what that meant. The chickens started flapping their wings and jumping so they could kick each other. And when they kicked, man, they kicked up to down with sharp claws. They kicked harder than I thought a chicken could kick. Plus, they had something real sharp and shiny on the bottom of their legs by their claws, like little knives on their feet. Them chickens jumped and half flew, kicking and pecking and squawking like crazy. They came down to the ground. The chicken with the black head was on top.

 

The mustached man yelled real loud. The two fellas came and grabbed the chickens. I stood on my tip-toes to see. One cowboy pulled a chicken’s foot-knife out of the other chicken’s beak.

 

The cowboys had the chickens. The mustached man made them separate a few feet. I could’ve swore the one cowboy stuck his finger up the red-faced chicken’s butt. There was blood on the dirt in the circle. The black-faced chicken had blood on its beak, and his cowboy put his mouth around his beak and sucked the blood off. People crowded me. Pa pulled me back up front so I could see again.

 

The chickens went back to fighting. The black-faced chicken was whipping the other one. The one that was losing couldn’t flap its wings much. It couldn’t jump high enough to kick. The mustached man yelled, and the cowboy-fellas grabbed the chickens again. Pa yelled something, and before I knew it, them chickens were fighting again.

 

The black-headed chicken got on top. It looked like the black-faced chicken’s foot-knife was stuck right through the red-faced chicken’s head.

 

Pa hollered and laughed. “C’mon, Willy,” he said. We walked over to some fella wearing a plaid shirt. He handed Pa what looked like a lot of money.

 

Pa grabbed me, and we walked to the back of the barn. The other circle of men were all hooting and hollering. I couldn’t hardly see the two chickens in their circle. They were fighting like crazy though. I looked back, and one of them little black boys put the dead, red-head chicken in a bag.

 

I felt weird all at once. I saw them sparkly things that really aren’t there flying around my eyes. I heard a gun shot from outside, but it didn’t seem real, cause no one else noticed.

 

We stopped at the door at the back of the barn. Some little fella stood there. Four shotguns were against the wall. I knew I heard a shot then, coming from outdoors. Pa and the fella talked. I looked back to where me and Pa were. The circle was starting again. Two different fellas came up with cages.

 

Pa gave the little man some money and got one of the shotguns. We walked out the door.

 

In the field was a group of fellas. A bird came up out of nowhere flailing in the air. One of the fellas raised up his gun and shot it. The men started hollering.

 

Me and Pa walked up. Two black boys were next to cages with pigeons in them. I heard the one fella without a gun, he was pretty fat and had on a dress and a wig. He yelled: “One in one,” and handed some fellas money.

 

Pa went and talked to the fat man dressed like a woman. “This here your boy, huh,” he said looking at me. He came and squatted down by me. He stunk like Pa does after work, and there was tobacco and another smell, too. “What’s your name?” he said. I looked up at Pa.

 

“Willy’s his name,” Pa said. “How long I got?”

 

“Oh…not long,” the fat lady-man said. “Round about five, ten minutes. There’s only two ahead of you. You having a fun Halloween, Willy?”

 

I nodded. Pa tugged my collar, and we walked passed the fat man and into the crowd. I kept looking at the fat man’s face. He had real red lipstick on and a wig of real long orange hair. I could’ve swore he blew a kiss at me.

 

A tall, skinny fella with a shirt that had a big blue ‘X’ with white stars inside it was ready to shoot. He had a ball cap on with a skull and bones on it. He was rubbing snuff and had dip spit running down his chin. He spit big and black near the feet of them black boys. Some fella came up and opened one of the cages and took out two pigeons. Men started calling out numbers. Pa said, “One in three.” He gave a fella some of the money he’d won on the chicken. The pigeons went up in the air, next thing I knew, and they were flapping their wings like crazy. The tall fella took aim and fired. One pigeon fell. He pumped his gun and shot again, but the second pigeon kept flapping. His third shot missed, too. The pigeon was too far away. He didn’t shoot again. One black boy went and picked up the pigeon and threw it in a barrel. Some fella handed Pa some money. The fat man dressed like a lady came up and talked to Pa, but I couldn’t hear it cause everyone was talking.

 

Another fella shot and killed two pigeons. The little black boys ran out in the field and picked them up and put them in the barrel. Pa had handed the fat man money, but didn’t get any back. Pa handed more money to the fat man in the dress and told him, “Two in two.”

 

The fat man said, “Five to one. I know you’re a good shot.”

 

Pa nodded. The fella took two pigeons out of a cage now. Pa got his gun ready and nodded. He shot both them birds in two shots. The fat man gave him money.

 

Next thing, me and Pa walk out in the yard toward this crummy shed. Two fellas are standing outside of it. The tall skinny guy with the skull on his ball cap comes up behind us. Then two black boys come up from somewhere, too. One of them was one from the cockfight.

 

One fella opens the shed and says, “Looks like this is all of us.”

 

“Willy,” Pa says to me, “you see that tree over there?”

 

“Yeah,” I say.

 

“Go over there and climb that tree while I go in here with these fellas.”

 

I go, and Pa and them fellas go in the shed and shut the door.

 

The black boys are standing outside the shed. They come over while I’m trying to get up on the first branch.

 

“Why you climbing that?” one of the boys says to me.

 

“Cause Pa told me to climb it while him and them fellas are in that shed.”

 

“You know what they are doing in there?”

 

“No,” I tell them.

 

They look at each other. “It’s Halloween,” one says. I stop trying to climb and just hang off the branch.

 

“They did it last Halloween.”

 

“Did what?” I say, and I let go of the branch and land on the ground.

 

“Come here,” one says, and they start walking toward the shed. I don’t want to go with them cause Pa said to be over here climbing this tree while him and them fellas are in the shed, and I don’t know what it is they only do on Halloween, but my stomach is hurting, and I’m sweating, and now I’m walking behind them boys.

 

When we get to the shed, one boy puts his finger on his lips to tell me to be quiet. I can hear clicking from inside the shed. Then I hear a loud click, the sound of a gun with no bullets going off. I hear voices but can’t tell what they’re saying. I hear more clicking and the sound of a gun with no bullets going off.

 

“What the heck are they doing?” I whisper.

 

Right after I say this, I hear the clicking, and then it’s not the sound of a gun going off with no bullets. It’s a bullet, cause the crack is loud as heck! I take off running like crazy for the tree, cause if Pa comes out here and I’m by the shed I know I’m in trouble. I run to the tree and jump up and hang on the branch of the tree and try and get up in it, cause I know if Pa comes out and I’m not up in it he’ll know I hadn’t been climbing it like he said, but Pa doesn’t come out. Them other three fellas come out looking pale, and they see me hanging from the branch. They look at me and talk. Pretty soon, they come over. Now I’m just standing there, just standing by the tree not trying to climb it.

 

They tell me to come with them. I ask them where Pa is. They say to just come with them, that my dad is busy doing something. They take me toward the barn. I try and get away from them and run to the shed, but they grab me real tight and drag me. Then the black boys are going in the shed. They drag me to the barn and there are only a few fellas left. The fella with the skull on his cap goes and talks to the fat man dressed like a lady. The other keeps holding on to me. The fat man looks at me. He smiles and starts walking toward me.

2012 Halloween Writing Contest

It’s that time again writers!  Time for our annual Halloween Writing Contest.  Aren’t you just a little creeped out by that thought? ;-)

The story topic must be about Halloween.  It can be a poem, nonfiction, or fiction piece.  The genre must be: fantasy, comedy, horror, and/or erotica.  All submissions must be a minimum of 500 words, maximum of 2000.

Winners will receive a MyMS t-shirt to slap their black cat with (or anyone or anything else they want) along with a copy of a MyMS publication of their choice: Let It Break or Morning Stories: The Beginning.

All entries are due on Monday October 29th at midnight EST.  The winner will be announced on Halloween night!

Happy writing ghouls and gals!

 

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Cheapest (in a true sense) Halloween Costume Ever

Jake found himself standing at a corner yet again in the party.

An attractive woman, by media standards, happened to stumble by with a tray of drinks, and went “Ooh!” when she caught sight of Jake’s nose, which had been sticking out of the shadow of the corner.

“Oh shit…” said Jake, but it was too late. The drinks crashed to the floor, causing a small mess around his sneakers and the polished tips of her high-heels, but a larger general discrepancy in terms of the *sound* that was going on in the whole apartment.

People began to look at them, and he pulled her into the corner with him. “It’s better this way,” he said, “I promise.”

“Idiot!” she said, as quietly and irritatedly as she could. “You’ve ruined Halloween!”

He hadn’t expected that. “What?” he said. “I just accidentally tripped you over, miss, it was just a sort of small joke, shenanigan. If it’s that bad, I can go back there and refill your tray.”

She just laughed. “No point now,” she said. “See that guy there? That’s who I was bringing the tray to. He asked me to bring it, and I went, filled up the drinks, and was going to be perfectly on time. He times us, you know? We call him the ‘Time Lord’ at the office.” She shook her head. “Now I’ve ruined his Halloween.”

“You wot?”

“Guy with a sad life like that, the one thing he enjoys is Halloween,” she said. “Christmas party is too sedate for him. Halloween is the only time he gets to enjoy really seeing all the other people be totally crazy and different. And they all put the masks on, and they all have funny interactions with each other, and he watches and participates! And if he wants a bloody tray of drinks for him and his chums, bloody hell, he’s going to have it!”

He looked down at the smashed pieces of glass at their feet. “Wow,” was all he could say. “That is pretty creepy.” He tried to smile.

This was when she noticed him. “Hey!” she said. “Where’s your costume?”

“I’m wearing it,” he replied.

“You’re wearing a t-shirt and khakis.” She gazed at him distastefully. “I suppose you could be a mugger at the piers.”

“A mugger?” he said.

“Yeah,” she said, “Some guy that hangs near the docks, ready to just jump out and mug a dating couple.”

“This coming from Chewbacca’s poontang,” he replied.

She took one step back from him, rubbing faux fur against her left shin. “Whatever. You suck. You come in here, no costume, and you ruin the flow of the music.”

This made him a little angry. “What the hell,” he said, loudly, “how do I ruin the music?”

She covered his face with her furry palms. “Shuttup, shuttup,” she said. Then she pointed out, her arm drawing an arc across the entire living room, “Don’t you see?” she said. “Don’t you see that everything is going according to a rhythm?

Do you not see the mermaid over there, gently supported by her hubby?”

“Lol, that pregnant woman is supposed to be a mermaid?”

“Shuttup,” she said. “She is carrying the illusion.”

“Illoo-oo-shion?” he said.

“And around them, there’s the spider?”, she pointed, “do you see that. See how that sea-spider guy is protecting the couple from anyone who may want to come in and break the mermaid’s bond between her and her Sea God?”

“You see over there,” he said, taking her hand and pointing it to the left, “how that Ice-Cream Cone is totally getting roofied by that CEO type fella with, for some reason, sheep pants?”

She let out a sharp laugh. “Oh you fool, that’s just Sam and Jason. They’re a couple too!”

“Sheesh,” he said, slinking even deeper into his corner. “You think they over-did it?”
She looked at him again. His t-shirt and pants. “You really don’t get it, do you? You’re supposed to come to parties like this wearing a costume. It’s part of the fun. You mix with people. You be somebody you would never be in real life.”

“But what if what you are…in real life…was spooky enough?” he said.

“Stupid,” she gasped. “Ok, look. Wearing a t-shirt and standing in a dark corner like some thug is not exactly a costume, ok?”

“I’m not coming as a thug,” he said, slowly stepping out.

“Oh yeah? Then what? Freaking Potsie from Happy Days? What’s your costume?”

“I’m coming as Paranormal Activity 5,” he said.

She burst out laughing, but just as she did, the music in the apartment stopped. Behind all the confusion and anger of the people, she heard this guy standing next to her sort of laugh, but very quietly, and walk closer to her.

Then suddenly all the lights in the apartment went out, and as she turned her head, the last thing she saw was what looked like the chandelier breaking from the ceiling and falling on the mermaid.

(From the people who came dressed as a molotov cocktail in ’04)

Hypnotic Mutation (Halloween Contest Submission)

“It was a gruesome sight. There had to be at least sixteen bodies in the house altogether when we arrested Bronson and searched the premises. Nothing could have been as wicked as this man was in his brain. His actions have rendered the entire community silent with foreboding, and even that is putting it lightly. I believe that if this man is to be sentenced, it must be one lifetime per murder!”

The judge and the jury looked at Officer Jared as though they were solving a greater puzzle than the description he had provided. His eyewitness testimony regarding Michael Bronson’s accusation as prime suspect in the murder of sixteen adolescent children (both male and female) was compatible with the testimonies of the first responders, so the validity was compliant and provided overwhelming evidence against the accused.

The judge began her speech: “In the case of Bronson v. Edmonson, with a total count of sixteen charges of first degree murder, the defendant is found guilty of all crimes presented herewith.” From here, as she had done hundreds of times before, she proceeded to name each victim and pronounced Bronson guilty. With each name, the associated family broke out in tears that one could only describe as pain beyond anything felt collectively before. Oddly enough, however, the judge made a recommendation for Bronson to undergo hypnosis. The purpose of this was so that psychologists could receive an accurate account of how each murder took place. This way, the details of the series of murders could truly be evaluated from a first-person perspective.

**********

The hypnotist, Dr. Allyn, had prepared for the weekend for the appointed hypnosis of Michael Bronson. He spent all of Friday and Saturday reading the newspapers and online reports of the case. Understandably, he was worried. He was about to place under hypnosis a very brutal beast of a man whose sympathy for human life was as void as the expressions on Bronson’s face had been during the entire trial.

     A knock at the door confirmed that the appointment had arrived. “Come in,” Allyn responded. The door’s handle turned, and the door silently opened. Here stood Bronson, and a team of police officers and doctors who would evaluate everything during the hypnosis, and as such provide aural and visual witness from various, professional points of view. Allyn stood up but stood bluntly still as Bronson walked in with the usual chains and cuffs that any inmate would normally wear. Bronson, however, was not what he had expected to look like.

     Unlike the towering evil he had imagined before, here stood a very well-manicured man, with a military fade and a pencil-thin mustache. He had very kind eyes, and didn’t seem to have much muscle mass at all. He stood a measly five-foot-three. Not quite as grimacing as initially thought. “Hello, Dr. Allyn,” Bronson said. “I understand that you’ll be hypnotizing me to get grueling details about the murders. I must regret to inform you that although I have been found guilty of all sixteen murders, the pace at which each murder took place is probably going to appear to be unrealistic. I assure you, however, that I will try very hard to allow you to proceed.” At this point, one of the doctors injected a very strong sedative straight into Bronson’s neck with- out warning, and Bronson reacted with surprising tranquility. “He should be ready in a few minutes,” the doctor told Allyn.

     As promised, a few minutes later Bronson was in a very relaxed state of consciousness. Allyn told the group of doctors to place him on the couch, and afterward to remain silent throughout the entire trance. They lifted him, placed him on the couch as requested, and then all took their seats and produced notepads upon which to write their personal notes. Allyn began to turn towards his desk to retrieve his pendulum, but stopped to a sudden ringing of chains and shuffling on the couch. Allyn looked and quickly became frightened upon hearing a voice that did not sound like Bronson’s, but came from his body as though it were natural. The voice began to speak in tongues, and Bronson’s soft brown eyes turned into a deep, bloodshot red and unnatural veins appeared throughout his face. The officers and doctors were quick to try to subdue Bronson, but he gained an unnatural and inhuman physical strength which quickly broke the cuffs and the chains which had bound his arms and legs. This now beastly-looking creature began to whip the heavy chains around with extreme force. The two police officers nearest Bronson were slashed into several pieces, beheaded and pooled the floor with blood almost immediately. One of the four doctors tried to run, but the beast quickly tackled him, and opened its jaws very wide, and crushed the doctor’s skull with a very gross crunching sound, then dug its claws into the chest of the now-dead doctor, and ripped the ribs apart and spilled organs everywhere.

     Allyn and the remaining team quickly rushed to the door for their lives, and managed to get past the beast without injury. Just as quickly, it gave chase and jumped onto the back of the slowest doctor in the group and used its claws from both its feet and hands to gash open his back, splintering spinal bones up and down the full length, ending at the skull and knees and severing the body in half. The two police officers turned around and gripped their pistols with sweaty, shaking palms and opened fire upon the beast. They first shot at the beast’s torso, and these bullets only temporarily stunned the beast. One officer opened fire directly between the eyes and the beast fell slowly, and fought to regain its balance. The officers continued to shoot at the upper torso and head, until no movement was detected. The frightened team had returned to the brutal scene, for no reason other than to look at the beast the officers had shot at. Upon arriving, they found a short, Caucasian male with a pencil-thin mustache and one eye. The other eye was completely gone, as it had been pierced by a bullet during the execution. The upper chest cavity was a mangled, twisted mess, with broken ribs opened to reveal a heart which had stopped beating. Bronson’s body lay in a wreck on the white linoleum hall floor of the hospital.

     The lights suddenly began to flicker without pattern, then altogether turned off. The emergency lights failed to activate, and the whole hallway was pitch black, with the exception of the sunlight emanating through windows on either end of the hall. “We have get out of here,” Allyn said. “I don’t know what the hell that was, or what just happened…” He suddenly broke down and wept in total fear. Four people were brutally slain, and neither the two police officers nor the three remaining doctors could explain what happened, even from a professional standpoint.

     All of a sudden, the officers fell to their knees and emitted a shriek of pain before the sound of chains was heard very close to them. “The windows! Get to the windows quickly!” Allyn shouted. They decided on the window nearest the office where they had all gathered before. They began to dash madly and one of the doctors tripped and fell. The other two ran faster after hearing a yelp of pain and what sounded like someone having their head smashed into concrete repeatedly. The yelps stopped, but the cracking and squishing sound continued for a few seconds afterwards. Allyn and the other doctor continued to run towards the window, and successfully reached it, but Allyn saw the other doctor running much faster directly towards the window. “Slow down!” Allyn screamed, but the doctor appeared to ignore him. He then appeared to start slowing down, but then was shoved by an unseen force straight out of the window. Allyn couldn’t help but to look at the falling man plummeting to his death, and heard the sickening *thud* of flesh contacting the cement twelve stories below and seeing the blood and brain matter spew out of the orifices.

     “Oh, my…” Allyn could only utter these words before a very sharp pain rushed through his sides and stomach. His lungs felt as if they were about to explode, as if they were being grasped by something. The last thing he heard was the sound of chains being swung around, so fast that they produced a whirring sound, and finally the sound reached his ear.

Down the Goblin Hole

“Tell me again Aiden, what happened to your brother.”

Carl Secord was a large man whose presence often intimidated Aiden. His job as a lineman added a weathered, chiseled appearance and gave his deep-set eyes an almost sinister glare. Though at the moment they were holding back a torrent of fear.
The young boy looked up with frightened eyes, the black, pirate makeup he’d been wearing had smeared and tracked down his cheeks. He remained silent for several seconds. Then finally, he licked his pale lips and told what he could remember.
“It was dark. Cody didn’t want to come straight home and said it would be fun to walk around the block and maybe get some more candy. I only had about half of my bag full and agreed, but every house we tried had given all their candy away.”
“Cody saw that I wanted to give up, and started acting funny to keep me going. He was a zombie, so he’d pretend he was going after other kids – some of the younger ones screamed and ran – but after we rounded Hawkcraft Street everyone was gone. We’d only gone a house or two when we heard a noise. That’s when it grabbed him.”
Sandy, the boy’s mother, jerked forward at the word grabbed. Her normally serene face showed the stress she was under and her hands gripped the frail pirate costume to the point of ripping seams.
“Who grabbed Cody?” She nearly lifted the youth off the floor and his arms hurt from being squeezed. “Where’s your brother?” Carl placed his hands on Sandy’s shoulders and she stiffened, then seemed to relax a bit and set the boy down.
“O.K. Aiden,” said Carl. “Who took Cody?”
“Like I said, it was dark, but I saw it grab him around the middle, then take off ‘cross the street and to the far side of the gorge.”
“You say this was on Hawkcraft Street?” Carl’s expression grew grim as a stab of pure terror punched him hard. “Where did they go after entering the gorge?”
Aiden swallowed the knot in his throat. He rubbed his right cheek, smearing the makeup further, then replied in a whisper, “It took him down the Goblin Hole dad.”
“No!” shrieked Sandy in disbelief. She bolted for the door, but was blocked by Carl. “He’s only nine years old Carl, a baby! And what does he keep saying…it took him?”
The following minutes were a blur. Carl knew he had to find his son and he knew where he had to go. He pulled on his jacket as he opened the door to leave when Sandy stopped him dead in his tracks by asking: “Shouldn’t you take the rifle with you?”
“He’s a frightened little boy, Sandy. I can’t take a chance on hitting him. I’ll take my hunting knife though.” With that, Sandy fetched the knife from the kitchen closet, then Carl hurried out the door. She watched helplessly as her husband’s form grew dimmer and dimmer and finally disappeared completely.
The raw Autumn air nipped his cheeks as he covered the blocks the boys had traveled. Soon, the open expanse of Wickersham Gorge lay before him. Carl knew the trail to the Goblin Hole. He was among the many men who’d tried in vain to close up that sinister portal. Three times had men tried to seal and bury it forever only to find it reopened within a few days. Only after Rubin Hollis went missing did the entire town agree it was a place to be feared. Rumors began that Hollis’ ghost guards the Goblin Hole every Halloween. From what, no one knows for certain.
As Carl picked his way over the jagged rocks and scrub, he got the uneasy feeling that he was being watched. His neck tightened and he jerked about at the slightest sounds. The sight of the Goblin Hole did nothing to alleviate his anxiety. In the wane light, it resembled a huge gaping mouth waiting to swallow any unsuspecting passerby. His right hand clenched the handle of the hunting knife – that bit of reality calmed his nerves a fraction.
Carl straightened and found himself facing the black abyss of the opening. It seemed larger than he remembered and his heart began to pound in his chest. His legs felt leaden and his entire being screamed that he should flee. He was about to turn and survey the gorge when a spray of rock splinters pelted his face and head – this was immediately followed by the familiar “crack” of a high-power hunting rifle.
Carl’s instincts kicked in and he dove for the cover and pitch-black darkness of the Goblin Hole. Two more shots slammed into the rocks and sent more chips and splinters flying. It would be insanity to try and race across the gorge, so Carl unsheathed the hunting knife and felt along the walls for some kind of path. He had a flashlight tucked in his belt and pulled it out. He’d been saving the batteries for as long as possible – who knew how deep into the earth the Goblin Hole went and how long he’d be inside its inky interior. After several more steps and no more rifle shots, Carl flicked on the light. The brightness momentarily blinded him and he squeezed his eyes closed. Gradually his vision adjusted and he beheld a long tunnel that steeply descended into the unknown. It was surprisingly warm and he thought he could feel a draft wafting towards the surface. A glance at his watch showed it was eight-thirty. A time when the boys should be in pajamas and brushing their teeth – not at the hands of whatever terror lurked at the pit of this tunnel. The thought made him cringe and spurred him to quicken his pace.
Minutes stretched to tens of minutes , then an hour with no signs or clues of Cody’s wherabouts. Carl was grateful that the tunnel hadn’t forked or split off into multiple paths. He was about to round a bend when he spied something dark partially buried in the dirt. He tugged at it and it grudgingly revealed a man’s shoe. Much to large for his son, but a sign nonetheless. Carl flung it aside and continued downward.
Twenty minutes later, a deep, ruddy-red glow began to fill the tunnel before him. It danced and flickered like firelight and the odor of something burning lay heavy in the air. Carl crept deeper and made his way towards a large cavern. Carl flipped off the flashlight and inched his way to the opening. His mind reeled at the sight before him and he had to fight the overpowering urge to flee. For there in the firelight, in that smoky pit of hell… were Goblins. Dozens of them!
A ceremony of some type was underway, and at its center were three children. Carl immediately recognized Cody from his zombie costume. All had their hands bound in front of them and shared equal expressions of terror. The middle child was a young girl and she seemed near hysterics. Time and again the other children had to help her up from the floor. Carl tried to work out a path down to them but found it impossible without being detected long before he could render any aid. For the moment, all he could do was watch.
The smoke from several cauldron fires made it difficult to determine how many goblins were present. The number didn’t matter though, it was their intent that panicked Carl. Two of the more prominent ones had approached the first child and were trying to force something down his throat. The child fought their attempts and was struck a blow that rendered him unconscious. The girl screamed as the boy was hit and raced off to the right of the ceremony. Several larger goblins loped after her, but didn’t return. Cody’s face was a mask of pure horror. The goblins now approached him and yanked his head back by the hair.
One forced his mouth open as the second forced a blood-red sphere – resembling a large egg – down this throat. Cody started to gag, but kept it down.
At that moment, all activity ceased. Every Goblin eye was focused on Cody. Carl’s hand clenched the knife and he inched forward into the cavern. He had to make a move. He managed to work his way around to the left and nearly half-way to the cavern floor, when a heavy body dropped on him from above. Before he could turn his head to face his attacker, he was dealt a second, stronger blow that plunged him into darkness.
When Carl awoke, he was next to Cody in the center of the ceremony. The mood was different now, more frantic, frenzied. The cavern floor seemed to writhe with goblins of every size. Carl shook his head to clear the fog and noticed that Cody seemed different. His skin was a dirty green and his eyes had an unearthly gaze. He clearly didn’t recognize Carl as his father. A thin trickle of whatever they’d given him snaked down his chin and spasms shook his body periodically. Carl watched as two of the larger goblins moved towards him. He tried to move, but found he’d been securely chained to the floor.
As he watched in horror, one of the beasts took his hunting knife and slit a long gash in its arm. The second collected what must have been it’s blood – it oozed a putrid yellow. The two then moved closer to Carl and repeated the process used on his son, but more forcefully. Carl tried spitting the foul goo out, but was given a sharp kick to the ribs. The second time they pinched his nose close and held his mouth shut.
Racking spasms jerked Carl’s body as the blood worked its way through his system. Carl could feel changes taking place. His mind was a jumble of emotions – anger, fear, hatred. For a moment he regained his senses and looked over at his son. Cody was gone, in his place sat a fully formed goblin. Still wearing the Zombie costume, it rose and took a few steps towards Carl. It smiled with a mouthful of crooked, yellow teeth, then walked away to be accepted into the crowd.
The hatred in Carl’s mind exploded and he strained at the chains that bound him. The goblins paid his efforts little mind, till one of the links snapped. Carl flailed the chain like a whip, taking out several of the closest goblins. With another pull, he snapped the second chain holding his arm. A group of goblins was closing on him, but were leary of the flying metal. The final two chains finally gave way and Carl was up and on the attack. The goblins seemed off guard and fell back. Escape was the only thought in his fevered mind now and he raced back towards the tunnel and freedom.
His heart was pounding like a wild drum and sweat was running down his skin like a shower. With his new found strength, he easily outpaced the goblins and covered the length of the tunnel in a fraction of the time it took to traverse. With heightened vision, he made out the exit to the tunnel and put on an extra burst of speed.
The night air hit him like an icy blast. It dazed him and he paused near the entrance. Lungfulls of cool, October air burned in his lungs and Carl, glanced across the gorge towards home. His thoughts were shattered by the familiar splintering of rock and stone. More shots rang out making Carl duck and jerk back towards the Goblin Hole. Before he could regain his footing, he was seized by three powerful sets of clawed hands. This time they were prepared and hauled the former Carl Secord back to the bowels of the Goblin Hole. There, he and his son would add to their ranks and join in their yearly quest for new bodies, new blood.
Meanwhile, up on the high side of Wickersham Gorge, Rubin Hollis sat perched on a small boulder, rifle at the ready. His dirty green skin made perfect camouflage in the pale moonlight. The transformation had stopped halfway for him, making him unfit for neither human or Goblin life, but the hate remained. The hatred of all who’d changed him and took his life. He might have missed the one going into the Goblin Hole earlier, but he vowed he’d not miss anything that tried to come back out!

All Hallow’s Tales 1: Adhere to the Rules…

“All Hallow’s Eve, the eve just before Halloween, the eve where impatience runs thick in every, single Other; the ghouls, ghosts, and monsters, all the creatures that we tell our stories about. They are real, but they are only allowed to come to the living world on Halloween, when the Church Bell’s toll at midnight on All Hallow’s Eve, and with the final bell chime, the doorway’s open, the graveyards come to life, and from the Othersides, all those creatures that go bump in the night return and frolic for tricks and treats, for one day; the one day that they wait for every, single year.”

 

*

 

“But Grandpa,” Samantha asked, the little girl still dressed as Wonder Woman, a costume her grandfather had shown open distaste for, saying the costume didn’t “have any Halloween spirit in it at all,” which had hurt his granddaughter’s feelings, but he hadn’t cared. “Aren’t all those monsters bad? Why would they come back for trick’s and treats?” Sitting in the living room in front of the fire, Samantha and her younger brother Tommy, who was dressed as a ghost, with just an old white bed sheet with the eyeholes cut out, they listened as their Grandpa Sammy was preparing to tell them ghost stories.

“Yeah,” Tommy said, his mouth full of candy that he was shoveling in from beneath his bed sheet costume. “Monster’s don’t eat candy Grandpa. Do they?”

“Oh, they do Tommy. And of course not all of the Others come back for treats. Some come back to play kind hearted tricks on us. Nothing harmful, just good humored. But then, there are those who come back for more nefarious reasons.” Rocking in his old, wooden rocking chair, Halloween was Samuel Shelley’s favorite holiday. Always had been.

“Nefarious?” Tommy asked, the boy oblivious to the definition of such a big word, his six year old vocabulary not that extensive yet.

“Its mean’s bad, stupid,” Samantha quickly told him, the girl very smart for her age, which was nine.

“Always picking on your brother Samantha,” Samuel said. “He isn’t stupid, that was my mistake for using such a grown up word. But, back on subject, your sister is correct. Some of the Others merely come back to do bad, bad things.”

“Like what?” Samantha asked, heavily intrigued, always loving to hear Grandpa Sammy’s stories. Especially on Halloween.

“Like revenge for instance. And I have one such story that has to do with just that. Revenge.” Smiling, Samuel had never told the children this story, but they were old enough, and it was one of his favorites.

“Revenge, dad,” Ellen said, the mother of the two listening children entering the room, looking for her purse as she waited for her date to arrive. “Do you think they are old enough to hear about revenge. Why not just tell them a ghost story?” Ellen, having listened to her father’s stories for as long as she could remember, had grown tired of them, their scares having no effect on her any longer. Now, it was her children that were her father’s audience, and sometimes she felt he forget that they were just that, her children.

“But this is a ghost story dear. One you haven’t even heard before. Why don’t you sit and listen?” Samuel knew his daughter would refuse to listen to his story, having not done so since she was a teenager, but he still felt it didn’t hurt to ask, just in case she would have a sudden change of heart.

“Yeah, mommy,” Tommy said, his mouth again full of candies, “sit and listen to Grandpa Sammy’s ghost story with us.”

“I can’t baby,” Ellen said, finally finding her purse which had somehow found its way behind the couch. “Mommy’s got her date tonight with Richard. And please don’t sit under that sheet and eat all your candy. You’ll get a tummy ache baby.” Returning to check on her makeup, the clock was tick tocking away and still no sign of Richard.

“Okay mommy,” Tommy said, ignoring his mother’s wish, shoving another handful of M&M’s into his open, chocolate covered lips.

“Tell us the story Grandpa! Please,” Samantha begged.

“Alright kids,” Samuel began, rocking a bit harder in his chair, the creaking of the old wood in perfect, spooky harmony with the crackling of the living room fire. “It was All Hallow’s Eve…”

*

 

John had to get out of the house. He had felt like it was closing in on him, an unfamiliar sense of claustrophobia setting in, the feeling of eyes from behind the walls staring at him. He had lived in his house for years, and for the first time, the feeling like it wasn’t his home forced him out, but merely for a few minutes, just long enough to go for a run.

Figuring it was just exhaustion from work mixed with the atmosphere built around him by the season, Halloween being the next day, John reasoned a good jog would work the stress from his body, and upon returning to his home it would again feel like his home, instead of just a house that had chased him out.

Rounding the corner off his street, Chestnut, onto Rogers Lane, John saw a couple teenagers walking on the opposite side of the street, the kids most likely up to no good, smashing pumpkins or other tricks that kids found themselves in on All Hallows Eve.

Passing by all the decorated homes,  the sounds of the fallen, dead leaves crunching beneath his feet mixed with the sound of his shoes slapping the concrete of the sidewalk numbed his mind, relaxing him as he focused on his breathing.

Running down Rogers Lane till the sidewalk ended, making his way onto the side of the street, John felt eerily alone, though he knew how late of an hour he was out at. Slowing his pace, looking behind him, the teenagers gone, John was startled to see how dark it had gotten from the way he had just come, the road behind him pitch black, nothing visible.

Stopping, focusing, looking back down the road, it was completely dark, as though something had swallowed every ounce of light from the area, leaving it hidden in black. Confused, having just run through there, with streetlights that had been casting down from above, porch lights from the homes he had run past, and now, all of it was gone. Extinguished and hidden in the night.

Peering at the houses that were around him and still visible, they were all dark inside, no light spilling through window blinds or window decorations. Shaking his head, thinking that maybe the same stress that had chased him from his home was playing more tricks on him, making him just think there was darkness everywhere, upon opening his eyes, John was blinded, two painfully bright lights tearing towards him down the street.

Jumping to avoid the lights, John was clipped, tossed to the side of the road as the screeching of breaks brought the car that had just hit him to a sudden halt. With the smell of hot rubber and exhaust fumes in the air, John let loose a string of obscenities as he made sure nothing was broken, his arm and leg just sore, but he was still able to stand and bend his arm.

On his feet, looking at the car, the red lights from the breaks bright in contrast to the darkness that was strangling the ends of the street, John was able to make out the license plate, reading it to himself under his breath. SWTDRMS. The car, a 1978 Oldsmobile Delta 88, was a cigar boat of a car, the yellow paint chipped and rust adorning the bottom the vehicle.

“Hey, are you out of your mind or just blind!?” John yelled to whoever was driving the car, wondering why they hadn’t gotten out yet to check on him. If it was going to be just a hit and run, they wouldn’t have slammed the breaks; so cautious, John stood behind the car to see just what the driver was going to do.

Having to react again quickly, jumping out of the way before clipped for a second time by the vehicle, the Delta 88 quickly and surprisingly drove in reverse, running over the blacktop where John had just been standing and yelling. The brakes slammed again, the sound of the tires squealing, John was shocked and frightened, but more so angry that they had tried to hit him for a second damn time. On his feet, heading for the stopped vehicle, John tried to the see the driver, but the light given off by the car’s high beams were blinding, John having to shield his eyes with his hand as he approached.

“What the hell are you doing?” John began to yell, making his way around the cigar boats hood. “Are you trying to kill me?” Able to see, the headlights behind him, John was shocked to see no one in the car, the driver side door shut, the car running, but no one behind the wheel. Leaning against the glass of the driver side window, looking in, no one was in the car, yet it had been running, and had nearly killed him. Twice.

Opening the door, peering in for a closer look, there was no one. The radio was on, just barely audible, and after listening for a moment, a chillingly haunting cover of the Eurhythmics “Sweet Dreams” played through the car, only seeming ironic as John thought about the license plate. Looking at the clock inside the car, it read 12:09. It was finally Halloween, or nine minutes into the holiday.

Pulling back out of the car, looking around, John had not seen nor heard anyone get out of the car, making him wonder where the driver was, or if there had been one to begin with, why had the car itself attempted to kill him.

“I really hope you’re name isn’t Christine,” John said jokingly to the car, patting the roof, almost expecting it to rev it’s engine or honk it’s horn in response, but, the car just stayed running, the girl’s voice whispering through the speakers. “…some of them want to use you…”

With both ends of the street shrouded in unholy darkness, it would be impossible for John to see if anyone had just left the car and ran off into the night, evading the whole scene and possible police involvement, though John hated the police and the “idiot driver” of the car had left the car itself there at the scene, running.

Thinking the driver’s information would be in the car, and seeing that the car was there anyways, John climbed in, thumbing through the glove-box and center console, with no papers what-so-ever. Sighing, rubbing his eyes, the whole situation was strange and he wanted to wash his hands of it, his injuries not being too serious and there being no real need to involve the law. Going to climb from the car, he was stopped, the door slamming shut, nearly catching his leg as he was preparing to step out.

“SHIT!” he shouted, jumping back into the driver seat, trying to catch his breath after being startled by the sudden slam of the door. Attempting to open it, the door wouldn’t budge, the window wouldn’t roll down. And no matter how hard John slammed his shoulder into the door, attempting to use all his weight to get the door open, pulling on the handle, punching the glass, he was stuck in the Delta 88. Exhausted, attempting to catch his breath, he rested his forehead against the steering wheel, damning the car under his breath, all the while listening to the radio, the song still “Sweet Dreams”.

..some of them want to be abused…”

“Shut up!” John yelled at the radio, like it was going to listen to him. Attempting to turn it down himself, it was just as futile as his attempts to exit the vehicle. “YOU GOD DAMN DEMON CAR! JUST LET ME GO!!”

And as though the car had heard his yells and feeling a moment of compassion, the door, just as it had slammed on its own, opened up on its own, John moving quickly to get out before the Delta 88 had a change of heart.

Stepping away from the car, the music from inside the vehicle seemed to increase in volume a little bit with each step John took, as though the music itself was trying to stay just barely audible to his ears. Stopping, John just listened, trying to get a grasp on what was happening.

…Are made of these… Who am I?” Listening closely, John thought just below the music he heard something else. Stepping closer to the vehicle, though he thought twice about it, the car already having attempted to kill him and trap him, he knew he had heard something else just underneath the music. After several long seconds, with only the female singing away at the song, he heard it again, and telling himself it wasn’t what he was hearing, there was no denying what the sound was.

“Impossible,” John said, shaking his head, telling himself he was just hearing things, the noise not really there, his father’s laugh not really coming through the speakers of that car’s stereo. Slowly making his way back to the car, seeming in a trance from the music and the subliminal laugh, John was quickly leaning in, staring at the clock inside the car, the clock no longer reading a time, the soft green symbols of the clock changing to unrecognizable jibberish. “Impossible. Stop,” John pleaded with the car. “Stop!,” he told it again, “STOP!” he finally had had enough, snapping, punching the console with all his fury, trying to smash the radio and kill the song and that laugh, his father’s laugh. His dead father’s laugh.

“STOP IT DAMMIT!” His knuckles bleeding from punching the console, the music jumped to deafening levels, forcing John to cover his ears and retreat out of the vehicle. Ears still covered, the music didn’t seem to soften when the car door slammed shut again, the vehicle putting itself into drive and roaring off down the street into the darkness like a bat out of hell.

Left alone, John looked around him, not sure what was happening, wanting to just go home, back to the place which hadn’t felt like home, but at that moment, he thought it was the safest place for him to be. Shaking, the cold October night air nipped at him, John asked himself why he had gone running so late, why he had just up and had the urge to get out.

Was it stress?

Am I that stressed out? What’s going on? Work? Life? What?

John felt like he was going to have a meltdown, like everything that was filling his mind was going to overflow and spew through every orifice of his head, leaving him dead on the street till he was found in the morning. Shaking his head, as though that would shake those thoughts away, John couldn’t quite remember what street he had ended up on, the houses around him not looking familiar, though he hadn’t run far from his home, and he had run on every street in his neighborhood plenty of times, enough times to certainly not have the feeling of loss and confusion that hung over him like the dark shrouds that clung to the ends of the streets.

“Where am I?” John managed to get past his lips, a sudden feeling of tired hitting him, the man finding it difficult to keep his eyes open, but John pushed to walk down the street, aiming to find a street sign with the name of the street on it. Slogging down the street, stumbling more than walking, John couldn’t explain what was happening, his whole body feeling as though it was fighting to walk through a pool of jell-o rather than the cold Halloween night air that was all around him

Poking out from the darkness, the green and white that was the street sign was just barely readable. Elm Street, which John knew he hadn’t run down, not even knowing of any Elm Street’s in his neighborhood. Ignoring the blasphemous sign, John looked into the darkness, squinting, as though that would allow him to see through it.

And like he was standing on a beach and the point where the ocean meets the sand was where he stood, the darkness in front of John just ended mere inches from him, closer than an arm’s reach. Not daring to reach into the dark, not sure what could be lurking within the shroud, John decided to maybe try one of the homes, see if there was maybe a living soul that could assist him.

Stretching as he walked, trying to shake the feeling from his body, the feeling like he had just finished off two fifths of vodka, and then some more alcohol, John couldn’t get his body to feel right. Stumbling, falling to his knees, catching himself before his face met the concrete, he gave up on his mission to make it to a house, deciding to just lay there on the street and yell till someone came to him. Or the car came back to finish him off.

“HELP! For the love of all things holy somebody help!!!” Screaming, doing so till his lungs ached, John broke down and found himself caught with a bout of uncontrollable laughter, the man coming to the conclusion that he was losing his mind, or that he was lost in his own mind, his subconscious placing him on a metaphorical Elm Street with no obvious escape.

Clenching his face, covering his eyes, praying that when he opened them he was in his bed, safe and sound, all this having been one lucid dream, upon opening them, John was surprised to see children trick or treating around him, some kid’s even stepping over him, none paying any heed to the man laying out on the concrete convinced he was losing his mind.

Sitting up, looking to both ends of the street, the dark shrouds were still thick, but the children were coming and going through like it was nothing to them, while John had been afraid to even stick his hand into it.

“Hey kid,” John said, speaking to a child dressed as a prisoner, with black and white striped clothes on. “Hey, kid, I’m talking to you.” Ignored, John attempted to get the attention of another child, noticing that all the kids were dressed the same. Black and white striped prisoner costumes. Getting to his feet, watching as the kid’s approached the homes, stood with their goody bags out, the door’s to the home’s opening, but no one there to hand out candy. After a few seconds, the children would step back, giving room for the next child to step up to receive nothing, only to walk away and to the next house, till all that was left was the darkness to walk into.

Grabbing one child, looking into its face, the little boys eyes were sunken, deep bags hanging from his sockets, the child looking up at John as though in a trance. Letting the child go, John ran up to a home, trying not to stumble and fall again, making it to the porch, pushing his way past the children waiting to get nothing, walking into the home, no furniture inside, instead thousands of carved Jack O’ Lanterns.

Taking one last quick glance at the little prison costumed child waiting on the porch, the boy put his finger to its lips as if trying to tell John to stay quiet, then the child was gone with the slamming of the front door of the home, leaving John alone in the home with the pumpkins.

“Hello?” John whispered, and then like his word had been a command to awaken, every Jack O’ Lantern came to life with light, candle glows spilling from carved eyes and mouths, the shadows played on the walls menacing. “Hello? Anyone there?”

And from the upstairs of the home, John heard the laughing that he had denied hearing earlier from the car’s speakers. His dead father’s laughing. Coming closer, the laughing getting louder, John’s eyes were glued to the stairs, waiting to see his father walk down, waiting to see his DEAD father make an appearance.

“Boo!” the voice said from behind John, John jumping clean off the ground, the heart trying to do the same from his chest. Laughing followed, but not his father’s. No, this laughing was higher pitched, like thousands of children laughing at a school yard prank. John, still startled, having trouble catching his breath, realized it was the pumpkins laughing at him. The god damn pumpkins.

Turning around, looking his father right in the man’s eyes, John was at an utter loss for words. His father, dressed in the police dress uniform that he had been buried in, stood smiling, the same smile that found its way onto the man’s lips when he had been alive. And heavily intoxicated.

“Good to see you Jonny boy,” John’s father said, John not believing, not being able to believe, that it was his father in front of him, the two surrounded by laughing Jack O’ Lanterns.

“You’re dead.” It was all John could think to say.

“Yep. That’s the obvious thing to say. Seeing as you killed me,” hearing his father make the accusation, John felt old memories begin to stir inside his head. Memories he had buried away, forgotten about.

“It had been an accident.” Sitting at the kitchen table, a thirteen year old John watched as his mother and father argued, a sight that was common in their household, but the drunken tirade that John’s father decided to take on that night was harsher than before, more frightening.

“Had it been Jonny?” his father asked, the dead man’s voice beginning to sound hollow, as though he was trying to talk through a wall. John, his mind still taking him through those memories, remembered watching his father hit his mother, smacking the woman to the ground, but not stopping there, proceeding to kick the woman, in front of their child, something that John’s mother had pleaded with her husband to not do. Acting on instinct, the gun having been sat on the table after John’s father had gotten off work, John picked it up and without a second thought or warning, pulled the trigger, painting the kitchen cabinets with his father’s brain and skull matter.

“It had been. The gun had gone off. That’s what everyone said. It had been an accident.” John, knowing the truth, knowing he had pulled the trigger to save his mother, had convinced himself every single day since the incident that it had been what everyone had thought it had been, nothing more than a drunk officer’s son handling a gun, accidently blowing a hole through his father’s head.

“How is shooting your father in the head an accident, Jonny? How is killing your daddy an accident? You can convince everyone else, but you can’t convince yourself, or me, boy.” Tilting his head to the side, John’s father, smiled, cracking his neck as a hole began to form on the side, just below his temple, black liquid oozing out over the shoulder and chest of the uniform. Sticking one hand under the dripping liquid, the dead man licked it clean from his fingers. “Wanna taste?”

John disgusted, backed away, horrified by the sight taking place before him. Running to the door, pulling the knob, twisting it, the door wouldn’t open, the pumpkins laughing at him, knowing it was no use. Feeling his father’s presence behind him, John stopped, closed his eyes, leaned his head against the door and sang the only song that he could think of, trying to not think of what was behind him, waiting for him to just turn around.

“Some of them want to use you,” he sang. “Some of them, want to be used by you.” Clutching the knob of the door with a death grip, his already bleeding knuckles turning white, covered with blood from his attack on the stereo earlier, John just kept on singing, hoping it would make it all go away.

“I was a good cop Jonny.”

“But a terrible father,” John got out, stopping his singing, but returning quickly shaking his head, feeling a fear that he hadn’t felt since a child and hearing the screams of his parents fighting from down the hall of his childhood home.

“I was a damn good cop. Took down the worst killer in our city’s history. Remember that, boy?” John remembered. The Chainsaw Kiddie Killer. That was what the media had dubbed the psycho that had butchered twenty something kids. Kids that John had gone to school with. Kid’s he had played with.  Kids that he had just seen outside trick or treating.

“I remember dad,” John said.

“You know. There is no heaven. Only this hell, where every single dead person just sits and waits, sits and waits. Sits and waits. Charlie, or the Chainsaw Kiddie Killer, he was here, waiting for me. Wasn’t much he could do to me. Me being dead, thanks to you, and well, him, being dead, thanks to me. So we had plenty of time to talk, get to know each other. Let me introduce you to him.”

John refused to turn around, instead singing louder and banging his head on the door, keeping his eyes shut, both hands finding the door knob, twisting it with all his strength, pulling it, adrenaline from fear not even enough to get him out. Singing loudly, it wasn’t enough to be heard over the roar of the chainsaw started up behind him, the scream of the power tool bringing John to tears of fear, the grown man crying, sobbing his song out, trying to wake up from the nightmare he had jogged into.

“…Seven seas, and everybody’s looking for…” Trying not to hear the chainsaw, the laughing of the pumpkins, John felt the nasty bite of the tool as the ripping teeth, the tearing spinning metal, tore into his back, tearing through his shirt, flesh and bone with ease. Screaming, his eyes opening wide, he saw the chainsaw exit his belly, the gore splattered on the door in front of him made up of his blood, guts and insides.

Pulling up on the chainsaw, cutting up the man’s chest, finishing the job with the woodsman’s tool turned weapon slicing through John’s shoulder and neck, the man falling over dead on the floor, a pool of blood spreading out quickly, the dead man’s dead father couldn’t help but look down and smile, watching as his son twitched, coming back to life in this life-after-death world.

“Welcome to hell Jonny Boy.” John’s father spoke, John not being able to speak, his vocal chords no longer attached to his throat.

 

*

 

“Grandpa Sammy,” Samantha said, a look of disgust on her face. “That was gross.”

“That was cool,” Tommy said, picturing the man getting torn up with the chainsaw in his imagination. The thought didn’t frighten Tommy, video games having desensitized the boy much like most of the youth of the nation, another shame Samuel thought.

“Where was the revenge Grandpa?” Samantha asked, having been listening to the story, trying to piece it all together. Samantha knew that the story had been a grown up story, and it had been the first like that that her grandfather had shared with her and her brother, though she knew Tommy had been oblivious to most of the details, just listening for the gore, or cheap scares.

“John’s father got his revenge with John’s death. Do you know why his father wanted revenge?” Samuel had left out many details from the story, wanting to only give the children the bare minimum, enough to make them think, maybe enough to give them chills.

“Ummm,” Samantha thought. Looking up at the ceiling, as she did whenever she was thinking, the lil Wonder Woman eventually thinking she had it figured out. “He was angry that his own son had murdered him?” It was more of a question than an answer.

“Close,” Samuel wasn’t even going to ask Tommy, the boy already having lost interest, feasting on more candy from goody bucket. “The father wanted revenge because John had forgotten. John had convinced himself that it had been an accident, not murder. And that kids, is disrespect to the dead. And never, ever, disrespect the dead.” The lesson Samuel wanted to teach the children. The most important lesson to be learned, especially on Halloween.

“And why again shouldn’t we disrespect the dead grandpa?” Tommy asked, chewed up bits of licorice flying out of his mouth.

“Then the Chainsaw Kiddie Killer with get you with his chainsaw!” Samantha yelled, jumping at her brother, knocking him down, making a chainsaw noise with her mouth as she stood over him, preparing for her imaginary kill.

“Now, now,” Samuel said laughing, watching his grandchildren find fun from his story. But, there was a lesson for them to heed, to take to heart. “The Chainsaw Kiddie Killer won’t get you. But, someone else will come for you. Someone worse. That’s why we have Halloween. To pay our respect to the dead, to make sure that this someone won’t ever, ever come for you.”

“Who will come?” Tommy asked, sitting back up, as Samantha was sitting back down, hoping that another story was about to be told.

“His name is Mr. Twisp…”

 

 

****Halloween Writing Contest Entry****