67 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOUR UNEMPLOYED 1. File for Unemployment 2. Get denied for unemployment 3. Go to court and fight for your rights. 4. Win your case! 5. Figure out how to live off of Unemployment. 6. Be shocked by rumors that Congress denied Unemployment benefits. 7. Figure out what station CNN is [...]
Drama
The Cell Phone
THE CELL PHONE by D. HASSEN THE WEATHER WAS VERY HUMID. THE ROOM WAS HOT AND STICKY. JENNY BECAME RESTLESS. SOMETHING WAS DISTURBING HER BUT IT WAS NOT SOMETHING USUAL. IT WAS A WEIRD FEELING, SOMEWHAT FRIGHTENING. JENNY WAS COMPLETELY SLEEPLESS. NOT ONLY BECAUSE OF THE EQUALITY OF THE HUMIDITY AND TEMPERATURE THAT WAS PRESENTLY [...]
Comedy
The Source of Her Antipathy Toward Clowns
It was the kind of incident that could only happen once, at least if you live in a small town. The kind of small town that occasionally, once every year or so, gets little run-of-the-mill carnivals. I don’t want to get into it, but all I’m going to say is that she is still well [...]
Comedy
Need a Kiss
The Artful Dodger was somehow missing again today, after about a week, so Fagin said it was now time for me to go out and make us all a living. He gave me a big cardboard cutout, from an even bigger piece of cardboard that he keeps somewhere in his ‘stash’. And he gave me [...]
Comedy
Camping with my Silly Friend
The night was cold, however the fire provided some comfort. It was not unlike the fire in my own heart when I witnessed my friend hanging his edibles from a tree in order to keep
Comedy
Overkillers – a comedy screenplay
Logline An over-educated gravedigger goes broke and starts up a new business – a very expensive suicide prevention hotline, causing many deaths. Synopsis Lenny is an archeologist but works as a gravedigger. His workmate and bosom buddy, Freddie, studied medicine. These two sometimes behave as if they were doing stunts for MTV’s Jackass, misdirecting and [...]
Comedy
It Turns Out I’m Awkward…Well, Not Really…I’m Just Being Haunted
Ghosts; Demons; Poltergeists; Zombies; anything you can dream up, I’ve probably seen. People think I’m an awkward guy…it may be true to some extent, but seriously,
Poetry
ok, let’s see … what can i do while getting drunk, besides being a dick on the internet?
I saw you between petroleum streams at a wilderness gas stop, between cameltoe. You were trying to connect with someone, shouting, into this brick in your hand.
Comedy
That Damn Diner
I’d written hundreds of short stories and hundreds of poems, but only ever read them aloud to myself and the everyday ham sandwich sitting in front of me that I was eventually going to eat. It was like that for years until the norm got boring.
Poetry
Funny Party Rhyme
There once was a man named Dave, Who Lived in a very dark cave, His wife told him to shave, But he wouldn’t behave, and now he lives in a grave.
Drama
Redemption
…..Shadows of lovers embracing passed through the misted entryway and I watched as they fell as one against the wall.
Comedy
two psychopaths over coffee
a psychopath said to another psychopath “i think you’re weird for eating people…it’s disgusting.” the second psychopath paused for a moment. “i’m not weird for eating people. You’re weird for cutting limbs off bodies and making sculptures out of them.”
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